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Josh Lee
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4/23/2002
07:24:36

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Harlow, get a life will ya? You sound like a babbling Autolite commercial. I can feel when I am about to read one of your posts because I get nauseous and want to puke day-glow...

Tone it down a little will ya?



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4/23/2002
07:31:13

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Josh you must be frustrated that your Dak is not running as well as it could. May I recommend a fresh set of Autolite sparkplugs for you?

Enjoy a new set of these fine sparkplugs and the new attitude that goes along with it.



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4/23/2002
08:44:08

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:::barf!!!:::

CLICK HERE!

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4/23/2002
09:38:59

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ROFLMAO!


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Grady C.
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4/23/2002
11:02:04

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Hah, Harlow is crazy! He has been brainwashed by the Autolite group. I have a set of 5224's in my truck, but guess what, they aren't making any more power. Harlow, can you please explain this?? Let's see if he can figure this one out... And yes they are gapped...



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4/23/2002
11:25:18

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this is great!...lol



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4/23/2002
12:08:27

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I don't think Harlow is a real person. He is an Autolite virus that has infected this forum. Harlow where are you...?

I don't think you will feel any power difference from one plug to another.

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4/23/2002
12:17:25

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Yo Harlow I need some autolites for a 1959 Morris Minor. Also on a '68 426 dual quad Plymouth Roadrunner. Gaps also. Thanx.


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4/23/2002
12:46:43

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Grady, thanks for your comments.

Autolite sparkplugs will restore pep if the original plug is worn out beyond use. If you replace a "good condition" spark plugs with new ones, you may not notice any improvement in performance.

Still, you chose wisely on the 5224 Autolite sparkplug.



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4/23/2002
12:58:11

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Your failure to diagnose my dilemma has left me in a state of neglect. Another possibility that new plugs in my car failed to create any more horsepower would be that they reside in a set of 2 -4pack boxes in my back seat, club cab you know. They have yet to be installed, therefore they cannot by any conceivable means make more power. Nice try Master Autolite.

Yes, the fumes will make you crazy...



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4/23/2002
12:59:00

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LMFAO!!


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4/23/2002
13:30:40

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"...........I have a set of 5224 in my truck......"

Unless you are speaking a different language I assumed you actually had them installed.





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4/23/2002
13:32:21

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Fibber McGee and Molly was on the air from 1935-1959. It premiered on April 16, 1935 and was on the air regularly (with the exception of a year period in 1956-57) until September 6, 1959.

Harlow Wilcox was the announcer of the show for its entire half-hour run. This included delivering all the commercials and being integrated into the storylines. Wilcox would simply appear in the context of the show and work the sponsor's product into whatever topic or situation was being discussed. The show was sponsored by Johnson's Wax.

Harlow wasted no time in linking his sponsor's products to the topic at hand. One would suspect that Wilcox had an obsession with Johnson's Self-polishing Glo-Coat. In this way the show had no commercial breaks because the plugs by "Harpo", or "Waxy" as Fibber called him were usually quite funny and part of the show. As Harlow gave his pitch you could hear Fibber and Molly groaning in the background, fully regretting that they had said whatever it was that triggered something in Harlow, setting him loose with his spiel. In the same way that Don Wilson was a part of the Jack Benny Show, Harlow was an integral part of the Fibber McGee and Molly Show.

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4/23/2002
13:55:39

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Well, thank GAWD somebody knew WTF was going on here. There's guys that are offering for Harlow to suck their left nut on the "Autolite 4.7" thread.

You people need to freakin' lighten up. This is one of the funniest responses to any of these idiot threads I have read in a long time!!

Rock on Harlow!!



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4/23/2002
14:29:18

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I kinda like Harlows sayings!

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4/23/2002
15:23:18

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Harlow, is Autolite paying you or what? If they are not, maybe you should endorse another product.

Try endorsing the Tornado Fuel Saver!!!



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4/24/2002
09:10:25

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Install a set of Autolites today......and notice all around improved performance and reliability.

Get rid of those worn out OEM sparkplugs and go for a set of Autolites, be it regular, resistor, or Platinum, there is an Autolite sparkplug for your application.

Start right, use Autolite!



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4/24/2002
09:19:58

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He is a machine! Someone has programmed an interface to recite Autolite propaganda under the user name Harlow Wilcox. Oh and I just said they were "in" my truck, never mentioned anything about the engine. Settle down!



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4/24/2002
10:12:27

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You think Harlow sh$ts Autolites every morning..?

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4/24/2002
10:28:09

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I think he pours Autolites on his corn flakes. Little bit of extra iron...



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4/24/2002
18:42:32

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i thought i'd let everyone know that i am gay! no one can change that. i like sticking autolites in my rear.

if you cant get a man, get autolite!



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4/24/2002
22:18:47

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The person writing that information about Harlow Wilcox being gay is not me.

I spend my time helping others learn about Autolite sparkplugs.

This person must use Champions or over priced Bosch plugs.

The sooner he switches to Autolite, the better off he will be.

Good night.



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4/24/2002
22:47:19

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DON'T PUT ANYTHING IN UR DODGE THAT HAS FORD ON IT.. .. .. .



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4/25/2002
04:40:48

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bahahahahahahaahhahahahahaha

i love harlow wilcox

rotflmao

ahahahahahahahaa



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4/25/2002
17:45:59

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harlow wilcox is a turd burglar.




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4/25/2002
18:52:55

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Harlow Wilcox, what type and of what grade ceramic is used on the Autolite spark plugs?



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4/26/2002
06:24:43

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OK MOTHERFAULKERS LISTEN CLOSELY!!!!
EITHER INSTALL AUTOLITE IN YOUR CAR OR TRUCK OR SHOVE THEN IN YOUR ASS, BUT IF YOU ALL DON'T HAVE A SET OF SMOOTH RUNNING AUTOLITES BY TOMMARROW MOURNING I'M GOING TO KILL EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU BY SHOVING AUTOLITES INTO EVERY PART OF YOUR BODIES!!!

Start right, use Autolite!



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4/26/2002
06:25:56

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my god harlow has lost it....good thing I have autolites

Start right, use Autolite!



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4/26/2002
07:23:49

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OK people, Harlow has gone off the deep end. But that does not mean we have to stop making fun of him...



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4/26/2002
07:40:11

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While I have strongly encouraged folks to use Autolites, I have never threatened bodily harm to those who don't.

The person posing as me obviously has a problem.

Just so all of you know the facts.



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4/26/2002
11:22:16

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http://www.adequate.com/CHiPs/FAQ/wilcox.shtml

sorry, i just had to.....



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