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Dodge Dakota
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1/03/2005
23:35:06
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 Subject: Ricer Jokes!!!!
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Thought you guys might enjoy this:
YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...
... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
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Kowalski
GenIII
1/04/2005
17:32:06
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how true - when will they learn the best rice only comes with 2 wheels ?
Lead, follow, or get out of the way
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bykerdude59
Dodge Dakota
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1/04/2005
17:41:06
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Some of those are hilarious. I race vintage VW's. I love pulling up to a ricer and showing most of them up. If I loose I loose, no excuses. I especially like the Tach on the automatic line above (it is all too common among people where I live)
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GraphiteDak
GenIII
1/04/2005
23:36:17
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Remember these ones...
"Honda's are like tampons. Every pu$$y has one!"
And
"Racing in a Ricer is like being in the special olympics. Even if you DO win, you're still retarded!"
It's been a while since I added anything to my ricer section of my website. I haven't posted a link in while.
Here's what i see on a daily basis in Phoenix Arizona. http://www.paysonarizona.net/Rice/index.htm"
I stopped taking any more pics because they are all starting to look the same, nothing new. Same sh*t diff day ya know.
This is still one of my favorites. It is always parked at this apartment complex I drive by on the way to work...
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03SXT
Dodge Dakota
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1/05/2005
00:29:35
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i seen a dirty rive the other day, some kida tricked out look Honda Civic on a wrecker truck and had look like he tryed to go mudd ridin or somthin......thought it was kinda funny, his body kit was hanging down to....later......
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wadak
GenIII
1/05/2005
00:33:47
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For me the best rice come from the teriyaki place up the road from where I live, the guy who runs it drives a dodge. Would you like flied lice?
92 and 97 Daks both with many mods.
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