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title sounds like something a 13 year old girl would say when trying to get the attention of her 13 year old friends.

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12/07/2002
19:01:33

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OMG! You see. Even the RICERS have moved onto bigger and better things! ---Dodge Dakota's!

They could screw up a wet dream!

Click on the picture to see more!

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12/07/2002
19:30:19

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I just looked,

First bid...........................................................

$1.00

FOFLMAO!

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12/09/2002
19:21:21

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um......if I bought that, could I get my truck to go faster? Perhaps even fly?

Just wondering....

Mark

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12/09/2002
20:47:06

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..... becky, look at her butt.... its so big....she must be one of those white guys girlfriend....
..... "i like big butts and i can not lie......"

sorry guys.... got a little off track there.

i like this part "adjustable height 10-12". This will look awesome on your truck" isnt that an oxymoron?

btw.. i am sure i hacked that song up there.. couldnt remember it all.

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paysonbadboy
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12/09/2002
21:27:03

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That sounded about right to me!

And to answer 98FlameRdDak's questions.

Fly? It might!

Faster? No way!

Slower actually and less gas mileage!

Look what a difference you get when running without a tailgate. Now why would you want to mount some wing on the tailgate? It would make it even WORSE! I'm not for looks that don't also have actual benefits in performance!

It's not like the truck needs to take corners at 140MPH or be breaking traction at 100MPH+ either!

So the wing is just plain stupid. Worse yet, it's a Ricer thing!

kota on 20s
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12/10/2002
12:01:35

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FWIW, the guy is doing it for a joke. his truck ran a best of 12.8@111mph and he hates wings.

the last i saw, there were like 12 bids! LOL

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paysonbadboy
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12/10/2002
19:48:18

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That's good to hear that he was supposedly joking about the WING. But what was he doing with it in the first place? Did he buy it?

Ahh...well hopefully no true Dakota guy will buy that thing. Chances are some Spanish Speaking Ricer will be buying it and making it fit his Chevy truck. He might also option to make it fit his Beretta!

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12/10/2002
20:08:38

Dude, seriously....
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Okay, we get it.... you think ricers are silly.

I just dont' understand what you have against Mexicans, Latinos, Spanish Speaking People that makes you post day after day about how they have crappy cars??? What did they do to you?

Warning! Payson Badboy in 3.....2.....1...:

paysonbadboy
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12/10/2002
22:34:16

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Hey screw off buddy.

It's humor you dipstick. They make me LAUGH!

And that's MY FRIEND in that picture and I WAS THERE helping him on his car! But I didn't convince him into becoming a HillBilly LOL! But he's a mopar nut and we have had fun building and blowing up cars. I had to give him crap because he actually PAID MONEY for that slant-six Duster when the guy should have PAID US for removing it from his weeded back yard!

Anyway. Who said anything about Latino's or anything like that? So what if I pointed out that Mexican's modify their cars different. It's not like I made it up. It's an open fact. Do you live in Phoenix, a few hours away from Mexico where there are so many different kinds of people? Probably not!

If you can't relax and laugh at some silly car mods. Then maybe you don't know too much!

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12/11/2002
09:02:32

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Laugh at cars all you want.

But stop being a bigot.

paysonbadboy
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12/11/2002
20:27:52

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Dude. No offence, but where is the (invisable) line that makes the difference from being a bigot, or just making an observation? I get along with everybody personally.

I was just describing a type of car modifcations.

I live in Arizona. And there are cars with certain types of modifications (reversed deep dish rims, wind jammers on the windows, NIKE sticker on windows, etc) that when you look at them you know 100% that it is a Mexican driving it and will never be wrong.

Didn't you read my small print disclaimer on my web site? It clearly says that no straight out racism was intended.

Actually I try to find more Hillbilly rides (goofy looking white trailer trash cars) and Ricers but there sure are a lot of the other goofy ass looking cars running around here. It makes me want to puke when I see Chevy SS, Dodge R/T, etc stickers on anything they care to drive. So if someone is too ignorant to read and understand what model goes to which make of a car, then I'm going to make fun if it! Most people think it's funny. And several people from THIS forum send me some of the pictures that I have on my web site! So I'm making someone laugh. So who cares unless you're one of the people doing that retarded crap.

Have you ever watched a comedian before? They're sure to offend SOMEONE. That's what I am. And I focus on stupid cars! So what?!

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12/11/2002
21:10:49

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So you're saying that when you see a Honda with a fart can and reverse-dish wheels and soem huge ass wing and a primered duct-tape body kit, it always without fail belongs to a Spanish Speaking Person?

What about the Asians that drive the exact same sh*tballs around in Doraville and Chamblee, Georgia? What about the black guys that drive the exact same sh*tballs around in Southeast Atlanta? What about the skinny white punks with frosted hair and baggy shorts and some Carolina blue visor cocked sideways on their pimply heads with huge chains aroudn thier necks that drive the exact same sh*tballs around in South Carolina?

Are you sure that you will never be wrong when you assume that a crapped out ricer is driven by a Mexican?

I think that's kind of a biggoted stance. But I guess I'm the one guy in your vast audience of comedy fans that's offended.

Whatever.

paysonbadboy
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12/13/2002
21:31:20

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Well, I'm not sure where you live but here in Arizona you can tell the difference.

Check out this car...

It could just be some skinny white boy. Or maybe not. I never said a Shopping Cart Spoiler and/or a fart pipe (Kazoo) on a car meant he was a Mexican.

And then some cars look like this and it makes you wonder. But still you don't KNOW if it's just a confused skinny white boy or not but the odds are very slim that it is!

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On the other hand we have cars like this...

And this...

Or trucks like this...

If you lived in Phoenix you would notice that you will not ever see someone who is NOT a Mexican drive a car or truck like this. Not that ALL MEXICANS do. A lot are normal. But if you see a car like this you KNOW it is a Mexican. That's all. I hate it when people have to confuse it with being Racist.

I just run a humorous web site. Not all of it is about cars. I am kind of like a comedian. And I have a section about stupid car modifications and so I grouped them. Ricers, Hillbillies, Mexican Car Modifications, etc etc, etc so what?! Just have fun and maybe laugh a little. If your someone who is doing some of those rediculous things, then you're not intelligent enough to be respected anyway, so again who cares?! I have talked to many people on here who say it's funny (and all true) sh!te!

paysonbadboy
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12/13/2002
21:36:59

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So in case you don't get it.

I'm making fun of ALL stupid a$$ car modifications. Yes. Skinny white kids with their hats on sideways too! They make me laugh the most! Because they should KNOW better, because all of them should understand English and should NOT be putting fake performance stickers and the wrong model decals on their cars!

Bottom line of this subject.

That Spoiler (WING) is stupid and only an idiot would think their DAKOTA needs it!

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12/14/2002
17:11:37

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Hey .alex,

You have thin skin. If I see a truck with dingleballs hanging from the dash and they have stickers of brahma bulls or roosters on their door panels, and a mexican flag on their trucks do you get offended if I describe them as latinos.

Don't give me that bigot crap. I get offended everytime I see foreign flags waving from cars and trucks here in the USA. I'm sick of all the people that tell me that they are "fill in the blank americans" instead of just American.

White people are discriminated against in schools, jobs etc because of Affirmative Action so don't tell me your a victim.

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12/14/2002
22:36:41

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Preach on brother Ricerhater!

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