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Mr.Sporty
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2/12/2002
10:31:42

Subject: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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Man, I saw all you dak6 guys idol the other day. Bernd is his name? Man he pulled up and started revin that bro like he had somethin man. When we took off I only had to press the accelerator down about half way. I smoked that brotha by about 20 car lengths and when we got on the interstate I slapped that mug into 6th gear and hit about 150 mph and from then on everything was a blur. Let that be a lesson to you dak boys. You guys cant handle this!



QuickRacing
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2/12/2002
10:50:37

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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WOW!
That's a great story, you should tell readers digest... Brotha!!
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sicminds
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2/12/2002
12:06:01

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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either that or tell it to yer motha.


beaocth........



the retard count keeps getting higher.


motha fukzer

sic



fourgivn1
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2/12/2002
12:12:19

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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How come you slapped your mug into 6th gear? Wouldn't that sort of hurt your face? The only time I slap my mug on anything, is when I slap it down next to the coffee pot in the morning.



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2/12/2002
12:58:41

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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I always slap my mug on the photocopier... umm, nevermind.

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fourgivn1
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2/12/2002
13:06:32

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And people wonder why copiers break so often. :)



bernd
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2/12/2002
13:09:08

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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Heheheheh...good story. (Fiction that is.) ;)

So what interstate? (And if it's revving a the light, that's not me. I don't play "kiddy" games at the light.) ;)


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fourgivn1
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2/12/2002
13:11:19

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How does it feel to be an idol, Bernd? *LOL*

"We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"



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2/12/2002
13:13:54

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we're not worthy

We Suck!

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fourgivn1
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2/12/2002
13:55:35

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There's no way an Aztec can spank Bernd's Dakota.

And Aztecs might fly out of my butt!



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2/12/2002
14:01:39

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You guys keep THAT up and Bernd might just need a Quad Cab to fit his head!

Dayum, fourgivn1, what you been EATING????

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Mr.Sporty
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2/12/2002
14:32:36

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Bernd knew when I stopped at the light and I put the diaper on the back my aztec to use it as a parachute so he would have a sporting chance, that he was in for a beatin. :)



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2/12/2002
15:01:23

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See, now in that situation I would have thought you were trying to hide some of that hideous plastic...

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Mr.Sporty
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2/12/2002
15:03:57

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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Well ok , I admit to alittle fudging...BUT I LIKE FUDGING!!!!! You might say Im A FUDGE PACKING MAN!!!



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2/12/2002
15:07:36

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WHERE IS DR Q???
This guy needs help.



Mr.Sporty
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2/12/2002
15:21:53

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Have you people thought about the possibities of a stick shift...... I mean why cant they relocate it to the middle of the drivers seat!!!! That way I wouldnt have to stretch my legs so far!!!









Mr.Sporty
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2/12/2002
16:28:50

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Ahh... Looks like a chalked up an imposter like sicminds. I feel special :). Well i need not pick out which posts are the true Mr.Sporty and which posts are not... for we can see it in the spelling and the limitiations of my good friend, the imposters, imagination.



Mr.Sporty
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2/12/2002
16:34:33

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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Sorry people, my medication needs renewed. As I have no life I just spend it thinking of my Aztects shifter. It comsumes me! When I was young my daddy(not sure if my real one) removed my bicycle seat. Much more enjoyable without a seat!!!



Dr.Sporty
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2/12/2002
16:35:18

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Well now that I have a PHD I will, from now on, be known as Dr.Sporty. As for Mr.Sporty, this individual is probably mad because he or she seriously invested money into one of those pieces. He is actually tearing his hair out about his mistake, buying an Aztec, now and is trying to cover it up by accusing the people, who jest about owning one, of being fudge packers.



Mr.6
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2/12/2002
16:36:23

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If you think this guy is obsessed with his shifter you should log on the V8 forum sometime and listen to those damned 4.7 guys.



Dr.Sporty
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2/12/2002
16:38:11

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Yea Im tired of this imposter!!! From now on I will be know as Dr.Sporty.PHD PHD = pecker heads devoured



PHD.Sporty
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2/12/2002
16:40:44

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My good friend i ask you, Who is the more lowly? The man who has no life? Or the man who follows the man who has no life? I admit probably a tad bit beyond your comprehension but let it stew in the goop, you like to refer to as your brain, for alittle bit and then return to me a post that is worth the time it takes for me to move my eyes across the screen.



sicminds
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2/12/2002
16:44:28

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Whoever this imposter is needs to blow me. I mean come on this Mr.Sporty guy was already bragging about an Aztec. We already know that Mr.Sporty has no life what so ever. So why the hell do you want to be like him?

If you ask me, thats just..........


sic



Mr.Sporty
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2/12/2002
16:47:16

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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Yea but the truth is you have no friends and you must come over to our site and trash it. You my friend are a looser in every way it means. All I can say is how come a PHD drives an AZTECT? Are you still delivering pizzas? So keep on makin your comments. shows who you really are.



PHD.Sporty
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2/12/2002
16:54:59

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I still cannot understand why you would want to be like me though. You curse my name and disgrace my repuation. As if it wasnt already disgraced enough. Then you turn around and begin impersonating me, a man who aparently has no friends, no life, and has a PHD but is still delivering pizza's to Papa Johns. There is no logic behind that my friend. To me you are the lesser man by the simple fact you cannot think up a legitiment responce nor do you retain the testicles to show your true name and denounce me.



IntenseK22
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2/12/2002
16:59:40

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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Let it be known to all Dakota V6 owners that,

You have been had by a minion of the almight Dodge aries K! Moohoo hoo... ha... ha. ha. ha!

In the words of the infamous sicminds

Being had by a wannabeAztec driver??? Now thats just..........

sic



bernd
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2/12/2002
17:29:37

RE: Smoked bernd in my aztec
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Hehehehe...some people just have no life. ;)



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Aztec man
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2/12/2002
18:16:01

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I have 3 1 hour classes in the morning everyday and nothing to do have 12am. Thats how i managed to come up with this stuff.. :P



Aztec Man
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2/12/2002
18:17:22

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errr... little correction on that last post...

"I have 3, 1 hour classes in the morning everyday and nothing to do passed 12am."



IntenseDak39
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2/12/2002
18:30:40

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IntenseK22.....good one!

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Aztec man
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2/12/2002
19:16:44

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Well intense i dont know if you've noticed but there are actually some people who would look at that and say "He doesnt even know how to speak da english! He's stuuuupid!" or something outlandish like that.



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