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XlR8260
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2/11/2002
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Most Options, Performance, And Respect.
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josh6423
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2/14/2002
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???
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wic
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2/15/2002
00:53:28
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Most Overly Priced Airintake aRound
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kota on 20s
GenIII
2/15/2002
00:56:03
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Massivy
Over
Powered
And
Respected
Cracked
Heads
Every
Valve
Rattles
Oil
Leaks
Every
Time
Eric
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BigHank
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2/15/2002
16:17:20
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You guys took the good ones---so here's one!
Mostly
Old
Parts
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Rust
(smart @$$ friend of mine told me that---of course he's ONLY went through about 20 Generic Motors vehicles in the last 10 years!!)
MoPar to Ya!!!
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FastD
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2/20/2002
19:37:56
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Chevrolet's slogan is "like a rock" and thats true. They just sit there and do nothing!!
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BigHank
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2/20/2002
22:20:45
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Move
Over
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Approaching
Rapidly
MoPar to Ya!!!
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fourgivn1
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2/20/2002
22:40:23
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Actually, my old S10 WAS like a rock. It had the exact same acceleration characteristics, too. :)
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Tom Slick
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2/20/2002
23:38:40
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Massively
Over
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And
Radical
Makes
Other
People
Ask for
Rides
Found
On
Road
Dead
Fixed
Or
Rebuilt
Daily
Flimsy
Old
Rebuilt
Dodge
F*cked
On
Race
Day
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XLR8260
Dodge Dakota
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2/21/2002
02:55:56
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Can't forget:
Flip
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Most Power And Reliability! MOPAR MOPAR MOPAR!
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Montag
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2/21/2002
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F*cker
Only
Runs
Downhill
Forgive
Our
Rotten
Dealers
Most
Often
Parked
And
Repaired
Changes
Homes
EVery
Year
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BlackDakRacer
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2/22/2002
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Fails
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Truth be told, I actually had to drive a ford before I got my dodge, and it actually would die during mild floods..water hitting the distributor and all that fun chit.
Eric
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LI Blackdak
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2/22/2002
14:25:13
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Fuk
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Retarded
Dak guys
Most
Old
Plymouth
Acclaims
Reek
More
Often
Parked
At
Repair shop
ahahahaha i like that one
Mustangs
Often
Pass
At
Races
hehe ok ill come up with a good one
Most
Often
Pay attention to
Apearance
Rather than power
wait no
nah
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kota on 20s
GenIII
2/22/2002
16:52:14
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why do you keep comming to this site you troll?
Eric
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IntenseDak39
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2/22/2002
19:10:22
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i guess he is upset that a mustang can beat his 4X4... who would of thought?
intense
"How's my driving?........Race me and find out!"
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Jcr7079
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2/22/2002
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F*cked
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Dodge
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4u2nv
Dodge Dakota
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2/22/2002
21:35:33
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Ll Blackdak suck my Big Blackd^ck.
You Pissant!
I'd rather push a dodge than drive a ford!!
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XLR8260
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2/23/2002
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Mustang, I had a Mustang, it ran great...as long as it was down hill to the next repair shop! Got to love the F-words ability to build the only automatic transmission famous for lasting just a little over 36,000 miles. Ask your local salvage yard owner why he has so many Taurus' (Or Tortoise as I like to call them) and Sables lined up out back.
Alternative Ford Model Names:(What they should have been named)
Explorer = Exploder
Mustang = Mudstain
Taurus = Tortoise
Ranger = Ranker
Focus = F^ckus
Escort = Export (as in Export it please! We don't want it here.)
Escape = Hey they hit that one right on the head!
They just should have added "while you can"!
Expedition = Exploding edition
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Tom Slick
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2/23/2002
01:07:20
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How about these:
Mercury Mystique - Mercury Mistake
Ford Aspire - It Aspires to be a real car
Suzuki Esteem - Drive it and you will have none.
How about bumper stickers:
Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey!
I'm the one your mother warned you about!
I might be driving slow, but at least I'm ahead of you!
Honk if you love peace and quiet!
I'd rather be driving!
Later,
Tom Slick
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6025
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2/23/2002
01:42:02
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I just think it's funny to sit back with all of my friends and make bets on what will break or snap on my dads 2002 F-150. I won twenty bucks once when tranny blew up!
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XLR8260
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2/23/2002
01:44:57
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Hmmm The Ford Dead Pool....what a great idea!
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6025
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2/23/2002
02:39:05
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The funny thing is whenever him and I talk about cars and trucks, it always comes back to him recounting the nostalgic days when he had his Duster and how it never gave him problems. My question is : If you know Mopar is superior, than why would you buy a Ford?
Hell, maybe I'm too hard on him. The bets I win in The Ford Dead Pool pay for some of my mods.
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LI Blackdak
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2/23/2002
12:48:20
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whatever
its a joke don't take it so hard
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kota on 20s
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2/23/2002
13:21:09
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you have been "jokeing" on this board long enough. its time for you to GET THE HELL OFF!
Eric
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LI Blackdak
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2/23/2002
22:14:38
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nope...not till i get rid of my dak. and no matter how bad mopar may be... i know it will last well beyond 21000 miles ahahaahahaha bite me
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Chris W
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2/23/2002
23:15:50
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I really shouldnt, but I'm gonna. No I cant, I'll piss too many people off. well maybe,
OK, here goes. I know you people have heard of this but youre too chicken $hit too write it.
P-poor
O-old
N-ni##er
T-thinks
I-its
A-a
C-cadillac
Thank God for the freedom of speach.
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LI Blackdak
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2/23/2002
23:25:46
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oh damn...I'm sorry.... I thought this was a dakota forum...not a KKK forum...oh well my mistake...better get my jewish @$$ out of here...
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4u2nv
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2/23/2002
23:29:55
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To Chris W ONLY. All others please excuse me because I hate redneck Muthaf*ckers.
Have your next Klan meeting in a Grocery Store because the only good cracker is a Ritz Cracker and a Saltine Cracker.
Freedom of Speach my ass!!
Go suck your mamas snatch while your dad f*cks you in the ass. Don't forget to take the wheels off the trailer so your B!TCH A$$ don't wake up in the street.
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LI Blackdak
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2/23/2002
23:33:56
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ahahahahahahahahahahaa
right on
too chicken $hit...or not racist enough
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4u2nv
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2/23/2002
23:50:13
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One more thing. Tell your white mama to shave her beard because it hurts like hell when she's sucking my Black D*ck. The only thing she ever sees white is my Cum on her chin. And for your crackhead sister. Tell her to stop changing the color of her lipstick because my d*ck is starting to look like a rainbow.
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bernd
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2/23/2002
23:51:54
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Figure
Out
Reality
Dude
Freekin'
Oakies
Really
Dig'em
Ford: "Have you driven a recall lately?"
On a side note:
Lighten up you two...It's funny on the racist comments, blacks use the term "N-g-er" amongst friends and it's OK. Whites use the term and we're considered racist...go figure. I'm German and the correct term for a Negro in German is "Negger". (Don't believe me, look it up.) Nothing racist about that. And if ANYONE thinks i'm a racist for making that comment...I'm a Lutheran German married to a Jewish woman, raising my youngest son Jewish, and one of my best friends is black.
1997 Dodge Dakota SLT - V6
Supercharged/Intercooled @ 10# w/Nitrous
14.55 @ 96.01mph
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