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andys1960
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11/17/2003
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I have given considerible thought why we have so many dodge bashers on this site and i have come to one conclusion.since most guys relate to their vehicle in the feminine form it all makes sense.
s-10's are like cheap ugly trailer park sluts that would appear on jerry springer never know when they will leave you high and dry.
ford rangers-homely and boring as hell nothing to get excited about.something so plain and ugly only the owner could love.
toyota and nissan-constantly brag about their longveity .if I had to drive one I would hope it would wear out real soon so i wouldn't have to be seen in the ugly p.o.s.buying one of these is like dating a transvestite you thought you had a truck till you got it home then oops you were fooled!
Dodge dakota-the most beautiful vehicle on the road .so beautiful you melt and get weak in the knees when you see it.the shania twain,faith hill,trish stratus,torrie wilson.carmen electra,brittany spears,pamela anderson of truckville!
so as you can clearly see they are jealous and i really don't blame them if i was stuck with that ugly crap they drive i would be jealous too.
REMEMBER:LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO DRIVE AN UGLY TRUCK!
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Matt
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11/17/2003
18:18:30
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LMAO
buying a toyota is like dating a transvestite you thought you had a truck till you got it home.
What makes that so funny is how true it is.
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Ed
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11/17/2003
18:30:08
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Yea, my friends tacoma looks like an ATV on steroids, and sounds like a wind-up toy.
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Jag1
Dodge Dakota
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11/19/2003
14:16:01
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The thing about the beutiful is there high maintnance.
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Dakster
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11/19/2003
14:41:29
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That was a great remark about beauty being high maintenance.
Fact is that the Dodge bashing is just an excuse to talk $hit and not be held accountable for anything you say - you don't see these clowns posting on the other Dodge boards where they'd actually have to register to post.
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Dakster
Dodge Dakota
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11/19/2003
14:47:37
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It's like some little punk punching *67 and calling you saying he's gonna kick your a$$.
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Randy
Dodge Dakota
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11/19/2003
16:41:40
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Matt, you transvestite dating fool!
lol, sorry, someone had to see that coming.
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bullshlt
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11/19/2003
19:46:50
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You can say whatever you want on other dodge boards....but your posts get censored. Here people are allowed to voice their true opinions without having the moderator cut the thread.
Fact is, once some of you zit faced 16 year old pig fukkers quit you McJobs and move out of you mommies basement, you'll find that your money will be required for things other than buying new brake rotors and ball joints for your pretty but craptastically build Dodge trucks.
"Honey, can you pick up milk, bread and another set of rotors for our POS Dodge truck? Oh and the steering is clunking so I guess the ball joints are fukt again"
It's not Dodge bashing, it's bashing the mindset that we have to accept crap when we pay for the quality that other makers are giving away with their trucks. When you tim-wits grow up you'll understand.
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Dakster
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11/20/2003
00:22:02
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"It's not Dodge bashing, it's bashing the mindset that we have to accept crap when we pay for the quality that other makers are giving away with their trucks."
First, who's pointing a gun to your head? If you think it's crap then don't buy it and don't drive it.
Second, who's making a better quality truck for less money? (your implication, not mine)
BTW, I'm 46 and spend more on a night out than for the kind of repairs you're talking about - if you think that's big money then I think you're the one who's still living with your "mommy".
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Ooooo......
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11/20/2003
12:27:41
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......burn!
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RED03DAKOTA
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11/20/2003
12:41:38
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FUNNY THING IS THEY HEAR A COUPLE BAD THINGS ABOUT THE TRUCKS AND THEY THINK IT IS ALL OF THEM.
AND SOME OF THE TROUBLE PEOPLE HAVE WITH THERE TRUCKS IS WHAT THEY CAUSE THEMSELF THINK ABOUT THAT TOO.
THIS IS MY THIRD DODGE VECHICAL THE OTHER TWO WHERE NEONS AND I HAD NO TROUBLE OUT OF ANY OF THEM AT ALL.
PEOPLE NEED TO THINK ABOUT THINGS LIKE THAT. AND THERE IS NO TRUCK THAT IS PERFECT. I AM SURE THERE ARE CHEVY PEOPLE THAT HAVE TONS OF TROUBLE WITH THEM AND WONT GET ANOTHER BUT THEY DONT SAY A THING ABOUT IT ON THE BOARDS IN FACT MY MOM A WHILE BACK HAD THE BRAKES LOCK UP ON HER CHEVY AND IT WAS BRAND NEW AND THEY WOULD NOT COVER IT WITH THE WARRENTY SO SHE TOLD THEM WHERE TO GO AND LEFT IT WITH THEM. SEE EVERYONE HAS THERE PROBS
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hahaha
Dodge Dakota
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11/20/2003
16:44:40
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At least bullshlt spelled his name right cause that is what he is full of!
LOL
Red and Dakster you have it right, if you don't like it go on and get something else.
But to come to a forum for the truck you don't like and rag on those who do is just being a jerk!
Congrats for being a jerk all you Dodge haters who post here!
hahaha
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Dakster
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11/20/2003
17:10:03
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I spend so much on a night out because male prostitutes cost alot and my mother has an unquenchable thirst for jism.
So do I.
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Dakster
Dodge Dakota
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11/21/2003
02:09:25
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Ah, the old name-hijacking ploy, the last desperate gasp of the tragically stupid.
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andys1960
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11/21/2003
05:51:17
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I have checked out s-10 and ford sites .you never hear the bitching and whining on those sites that you do here.and believe me they have just as many problems they just have a different attitude about it.they seem to enjoy working on their trucks. i don't know why we have so many candy a$$ pussies on this site.If you own a dakota and are not satisfied go to your local chevy or toyota dealer and trade it for one of those s-10 or tacoma sardine cans on wheels.and i assure you you will have a legitament reason to bitch!!!
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Shank
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11/21/2003
21:27:01
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- AMEN~!
Also, there's a chance that ANY vehicle purchased could be a genuine lemon. Then there's the way people treat their trucks. High maintenance is purely my fault and I'm not skeered to step-up & admit it!
We have a fleet of 30 Chevy Impalas at work, 8 of them are genuine Pieces of $h1T! 10 of them are AWESOME and the other 12 just suffice.
I've owned 2 rangers (90 purchased used in '92 & 96 purchased new & traded for a Jeep in '98) both of them put together never withstood 1/2 the abuse I've dealt upon my Dak!
Just my 2c
Shank
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Ask him how many sheets of plywood he can haul?
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Yea Man
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11/21/2003
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Yeah Man
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11/22/2003
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Oh Yeah
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