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ryan
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1/14/2007
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i live in a small town with not much to do. every night a gang of about 5 or 6 ricers sit in front of the car was on the main road in town and "hang out" or "chill" and talk about how awesome their 4 cylinder civics are with their 6 inch muffler tips and neon lights and 10 foot high wings. i was driving by lastnight, trying not to look at those eyesores, when i heard one of them yell something at me. i looked over and someone was flipping me off. this enraged me. i did a 180 in the middle of the road, drove through the grass to get to the parking lot where they were all sitting. i then proceeded to back up right in front of their cars and i started doing a massive burnout so there was tire smoke everywhere. one of them then threw a mcdonalds cup at my truck, landing in the bed. this enraged me even more. i got out, picked it up, took off the lid and spilled pop all over his car. which was a really awesome green ford escort that i really wish i had so i could be cool. he took a swing at me, i dodged it, and beat his a$$. i asked if anyone else wanted to try anything, they looked pretty scared. so i figured i would just leave them alone. i started to leave, when the kid that i beat up said "at least the system in my car is louder than yours" this furiated me. the kid had 2 6x9's from wal mart sitting under the back window. i said "yea whatever", proceeded to get in my truck and turn on my pioneer 200 watt cd player, which leads to my rockford fosgate 1000 watt amp, which leads to my two kicker comp vr 12's in my backseat. i rolled down my window and told them to have a nice night, and when one of them said something i just screamed "i cant hear you" and left. it was a fun night.
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Awesome story
Dodge Dakota
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1/15/2007
21:30:41
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Congratulations...if u really want to fight with the ricers just argue who gets the worst gas mileage!...then maybe you can talk it out over some rice cakes and tea...gimme a break.
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Hot Wheels
Dodge Dakota
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1/18/2007
21:10:53
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That is the worst story ive ever read. I feel a little dumber just for finishing it. Oh yeah you really got back at them!
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CornCob Willy
Dodge Dakota
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1/20/2007
00:13:45
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Y'all should-a packed along a 6" ruler. You could-a had ya a measuring contest.
Doubt you boys need a ruler bigger then 6 inch ya know?
And I ain't talkin' bout measurin' them speakers!
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Jimmy Crack
Dodge Dakota
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1/20/2007
00:18:14
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..."i just screamed "i cant hear you"... then my head exploded from the sound pressure level in a freaking pickup cab.
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ryan
Dodge Dakota
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1/20/2007
00:21:03
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your head cant explode from "sound pressure". the pressure is all in the box. dumba$$
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Awesomous 3.9
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1/20/2007
00:50:38
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That was Cool, You must live around Heath, Ohio which is where a bunch of burners sit at south gate and admire their faulty body work because not one of them know a damn thing about performance or what a good looking vehicle looks like. I do believe that there are many differant types of idiots in the world, especially here in America where the liberal idiots think they can take over the house and screw things up. But anyway back on topic I highly doubt that someone did a "180" and then went to kick someones ass, not gonna happen, burners fight like flies, they squirm around and pussy out, or hide behind their carbonfiber dashes. The author of this "story" and yes I said story is a complete dumba$$ because there is no way in hell someone would do that unless you are a deep southern Perry County idiot who will threaten you by saying they will fight you with there half in radget they keep behind the seat, you can't fool with me Like hotwheels up there said I feel dumber after reading this, I do agree.
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Jimmy Crack
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1/20/2007
15:19:49
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I may be labeled a "dumba$$" buy some simple bumpkin, however, to correct him, SPL or Sound Pressure Level may be heard, felt and read with a meter at any distance from the source. Not simply woffer thrust AIR PRESSURE our bragger references.
Should the windows be rolled up and this mighty audio system maxed, the result will be 140+ decibels (or higher) of head-popping sound waves that hopefully will loosen some teeth in his fool head.
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ASS KICKER
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1/20/2007
16:07:34
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TRU DAT
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ryan
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1/20/2007
18:19:20
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i havent lost any teeth yet. all im saying is i cant stand people who buy things from advanced auto and wal mart to "trick out" their piece of sh!t honda and think it's an awesome racecar. i actually have respect for ricers who spend money and put real time and effort into their car and actually make it fast. i frequently race my truck at the local dragstrip and i have seen plenty of 12 second or less foreign cars, much faster than my truck. it's the idiots who put stickers and a wing, and some crappy roadmaster 6x9's under their window and they think its the awsomest thing ever. its a piece of sh!t. simple as that.
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Hobo_Post
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1/21/2007
01:14:46
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Ah, that clears it up nicely.
Right, now we can continue our lives careful to not apply stickers, wings or tempt a purchase of less than worthy speakers.
We shall all hope to never be spotted as a "ricer" or the wrath of Ryan may be forthcoming. It is shocking to even imagine the dread of pop being poured upon on my hood.
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Awesome story
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1/21/2007
12:43:25
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So in fact the truth behind all of this is that you did not go back to harass the "ricers" but you simply just want everyone to know Wal-Mart and Advance Auto Parts stores do not carry the correct equipment to make a vehicle nice. Really I think it would be safer for everyone that you not get hopped up on sugar or caffeine or you'll be forced to write another one of your dumb stories. Clearly that soda is what started the whole thing.
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