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J and J Auto
GenII
 
10/16/2006
02:26:39
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get a 42mm with a 40mm torque step throttle body
retard timing with crank sensor 4 degrees
put intake tube right against radiator
take a big plyers and crimp the tail pipe 3/4 shut
spray your air cleaner with oil and fill it with
dirt
drop the pressure in your tires to 22 psi
that should do it
Now its safe for the wife to drive without
breaking the pass side mirror off
I steped on the gas and it moved to fast I could
not turn the wheel in time my a$$
never using my truck again
last time it was the front fender same side
LOL
Larry
J&J Auto
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RichMcCain
Dodge Dakota
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10/16/2006
09:13:01
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What can I say... I tore the passenger side mirror off my 95 4x4 myself. Hit the same tree that I have been parking by for the last 7 months. I told my wife that I swore that tree moved during the night. If wasnt that close yesterday. She didn't buy it. Things happen even to us.
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toolfan
GenIII
10/18/2006
00:43:56
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to much power can get you over thrown!
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J and J Auto
GenII
10/18/2006
01:22:52
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I am a firm beleaver in 3 strikes your out
There was an incodent about 2 years ago where the
tail gate was not shut and was backed into a tree
bent about 2" down
this makes 3 no more using truck
If I were to do this to her car 04 inrepide I
would be in the dog house for a year
the front fender was during an ice fishing outing
went for more bait was told to put in 4 wheel
and go slow down hill to get on lake I hear truck
coming not slowing down than a big crash LOL
it was funny as hell but my poor truck
This is my baby, I have a hemi ram 4x4 but this
dak is still my baby and always will be
Larry
J&J Auto
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MT Tom
Dodge Dakota
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10/18/2006
02:57:10
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I know how you feel. My wife's best excuse, on how she broke off the antenna on our full size Chevy van started "as the van was climbing out of the pothole . . ."
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screwuphead
Dodge Dakota
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10/18/2006
12:20:18
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This is why i never let a woman drive my truck (not to be sexiest) but woman arnt the best of drivers even though men have more on their records but i wonder why that is...maybe cause they can cry their way out, the accidetly was truly caused by a woman or yea... guys just take the fall for them, i dont know why but yea. But anyways for that matter i wont let anyone that cant understand that my truck is my baby drive my baby.
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CluCool
Dodge Dakota
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10/18/2006
19:22:49
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"this makes 3 no more using truck"
Larry you are too funny and know way too much about these trucks. You must seriously go to sleep at night thinking about the V6 er's and how to make it faster. (I do to but) Like it was said in Sinfeld "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" lol Larry you the man, man!
I know what you mean about it being your baby. My dak has been my baby since mile #13 on the odometer.
Got about 80,083 today.
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Gregg
Dodge Dakota
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10/18/2006
21:57:13
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Larry, your HP restrictions seem effective. Hmmm, here's a fast and easy way to slow down my teen - remove a couple plug wires. Well, good for a day anyway.
But oiling and pouring dirt on the air cleaner is a classic!
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screwuphead
Dodge Dakota
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10/19/2006
01:30:36
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I would say pull the igintion fuse. nobody ever checks those until last.
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J and J Auto
GenII
10/19/2006
01:49:18
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I bought this 95 in dec 1994 for my birthday
present to myself
I let customers use my truck when therse is being
worked on and nothing like this ever happens
I know I am car crazy maybe crazy but my little
dak I love just like any other member of my family
Its my baby had 4 miles on it when I first sat in
it now 117,200 and going on 12 this dec it has
a very likable personality LOL and has never
let me down in almost 12 years
I love my Dakota 4x4 and don't like to see it get
hurt LOL
It don't like having to go to the body doctor
Out of all the cars and trucks I have had Its my
favorite
Larry
J&J Auto
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