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jason
Dodge Dakota
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4/15/2003
14:32:07
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Last night after meeting up with family to celebrate a birthday, I meet up with my mom and her 92 aerostar at a red light. My mom being the joker she is decided to power brake her van and indicated that she wanted to race. I smiles at her and when the light changed, we were off. Not only did she beat me off the line, she smoked me the whole way to the next light. To make it worse she had 2 other adults with her and I was riding solo. Back when I lived at home, I added headers and excaust to the van, but the same has been done to my truck. We both have automatics and both are V6(mine is 3.9, hers 3.0). What went wrong? I do not undertand how people can talk about how fast their dakotas are, even my old 89 escort gt beats my 02 dak, not as bad as the aerostar, but it still wins. Before anyone says it is my driving, it is not true, I just think I have a weak engine
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yep
Dodge Dakota
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4/15/2003
14:54:06
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it's a POS 3.9, LOL
PS-is your mom a MILF? Sounds pretty hot
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IntenseDak39
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4/15/2003
15:42:02
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LMAO!!!
you asked the most important question there
Turbocharged V6
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4wDakota
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4/15/2003
17:49:42
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I smell BS:
Headers for Aerostars? WTF, who makes those. BS
We had an 87 Aerostar and that thing was slow as all hell. Are you sure your truck was in gear?
98 CC 4x4, 5.2 Auto 3.55LSD
3" Body Lift, 1" Torsion Bar Lift, 33" BFG A/T KO's
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IntenseDak39
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4/15/2003
18:07:32
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ummmm... i believe jba makes 3 liter headers... and 4.0 and 4.3 chebby
Turbocharged V6
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Demon Dakota
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4/15/2003
19:27:27
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There are plenty of performance parts for the 3.0L Ford engine, either the Vulcan version or the Duratec version. I almost did a 3.0L swap into my '99 SVT contour...
Matter of fact, I saw a damn Aerostar running at Silver Dollar last year. Green one (like a '98-'99 model). It was PDQ (don't remember the exact times).
K&N Drop in AF (CAI during summer months)
True Dual exhaust and removed third cat
HO Cams & HO Intake
FASTMAN 70mm TB
Autolite 3923 Plugs
TPS @ .76 VDC
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14.52@94.2 MPH at Silver Dollar Raceway
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afi360
R/T
4/15/2003
21:19:25
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www.cliffordperformance.com for one. maybe check that out before calling the kid a liar.
i hate the 3.9..its a tough motor, but hard to squeeze power out of.
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TurboGuy
Dodge Dakota
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4/16/2003
06:56:40
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Wow...your mom likes dragracing...sounds like a winner [toothless skank icon here]
What kind of parents do you have that:
-Drive an Aerostar?
-Let you install headers on a V6?
-Want to dragrace?
Nice bait..hehe
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jason
Dodge Dakota
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4/16/2003
09:48:37
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Turboboy,
Thanks for your kind words about my mom. I am sure that if your mom could get my c+ck out of her mouth, she would tell you it is not polite to talk about peoples mom's. The van was always a secondary vehicle for my mom and when I was 18 I drove it for about 6 months while I was saving to buy a new truck. Believe it or not I even put traction bars on it, but they had to be removed so a trailer hitch could be welded on. Everything I said was true, but my mom does not dragrace, she was messing with me because she knows I spent some money on performance.
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Demon-Xanth
Dodge Dakota
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4/16/2003
11:19:07
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The 3.9 is a motor that's 25% short.
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Jim
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4/16/2003
13:04:21
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Yea, we need pics of your mom to determine what happenend.
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BLUE ACTION
Dodge Dakota
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4/16/2003
20:45:50
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Jason sounds like hes 18 and should be embarrased to write that post here. Hell he raced a soccer mom van and lost with his little v6.
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TurboGuy
Dodge Dakota
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4/16/2003
21:09:01
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Jason, I had no idea you were a necropheliac. My mom has been in a box rotting for over 15yrs. Good for you on getting some tail...lol :thumbs down for losers icon here:
Now as for your parents to be shameless enough to drive an Aeroshiet box...thats fodder for a whole nuther thread.
I want to talk about you living at home when you were 18 and "saving" for a truck. The time to save for a vehicle is from ages 12-17. Even if you saved $100 month, you could have had a decent car.
Anyway..looks like you didnt do a good job saving if you all you got was a V6. Heck, even the pizza guy by me drives a Lexus 300.
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TIM
Dodge Dakota
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4/16/2003
21:27:07
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were you racing back to the trailer for some cake and icecream? only moms that drive aerostars would let their kids live at home til they were 30 thats probably all they can afford,too busy supporting the mamas boy.i did your mom in that aerostar dude
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Joe E.
Dodge Dakota
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4/17/2003
00:21:54
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WTF... Come on people, the guy admitted he lost to his moms van. Why dog him so bad. Isnt telling the story bad enuf??? Jason, props for telling everyone. Dont let any of these boneheads get to ya.
Have a good one.
Joe E.
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paysonbadboy
Dodge Dakota
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4/17/2003
00:50:49
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I thought Jason's story was funny.
It also did a REALLY GOOD JOB at bringing out the losers here who talk total BULLSH!TE before researching!!!
You guys who talked the B.S. don't even deserve a DOdge to drive.
And who could start to save $100 a month when they're only 12 years old?
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Jim
Dodge Dakota
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4/17/2003
08:05:08
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...but we still need pics of your mom just in case.
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TurboGuy
Dodge Dakota
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4/17/2003
08:16:40
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PasonBadboy...do the math. 12 months in a year times 5 yrs. Thats 60months. Even $50 month would give you $3000 saved conservatively.
YOu could find $50 worth of change on the floor every month!
Everyone is just "breaking balls"...lol.
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jason
Dodge Dakota
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4/17/2003
10:27:25
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I saved my money since 14, but used it for college. I did get a V8 F150 and to be honest I would take it over my Dak anyday. My dak is less than a year and a half and has had warrenty work 4 times(tranny, a/c leaking on the passenger side floor. Driver side window bracket bent itself, passenger side motor was weak and had to be replaced). Last week it was in to fix translucer, and guovener cyliniod in the transmission, well its going back this morning. If they dont fix it this time, Iam declaring it a lemon and taking it back. I will not lie my family is a ford family(go ahead laugh), I know they have problems, but atleast my a/c never leaked and made my truck smell like mildew. I do not want a ford, I am trying to break that vicous cycle, but maybe dodge is not the answer(atleast the V6). I have already had my eye on a new Z71. Turbiguy, I do not care if your mom is dead, she still sucks c*ck like no ones business, that is probably where you learned being turbobiguy, atleast that is what little timmy said. Anyway I am not here to talk smack about peoples moms or there homosexual tendenciesm, or even to talk about dodge, so I am going to be the bigger man and let turbiguy have the last word. I still plan on getting a viper in 4 years when my house is paid off(see what college does) and no it is not on cinder blocks or wheels.
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