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Tinybaum
GenIII
 
9/23/2002
20:31:09
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This is not intended to offend anyone but just for laughs
As we all know, the Taliban considers it a sin for a man to see a naked woman who is not his wife. So, this Saturday at 2:00 p.m.Eastern time all North American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they think it's okay to see other women nude and to show support for their fellow sisters. And since the Taliban also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your anti-Taliban sentiment. IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON..
a friend passes this on to me
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
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CW
GenIII
9/23/2002
21:04:24
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LOL
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xplikt
GenIII
9/23/2002
21:47:15
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I live around old people.
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SuperBee
Dodge Dakota
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9/23/2002
21:54:31
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i liek this idea, i live on a college campus
ROCK ON!!!
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EyeTrip
R/T
9/23/2002
21:56:31
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I'm for it! LMAO
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kcmm
Dodge Dakota
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9/23/2002
22:30:45
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"I live around old people."
its for your freedom dude. grimace and bear it
LOL
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Double J
GenIII
9/24/2002
03:11:04
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I'm going to my friends house, his neighbors are better looking.
"My cats' breath smells like catfood" - Ralph Wiggum
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OffRoadRuss
Dodge Dakota
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9/24/2002
10:18:24
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If all flight attendants were naked, we wouldnt have to worry about the taliban getting on planes either !
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eTraxx
GenII
9/24/2002
12:30:11
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If all airplane flights were .. nude flights, then we wouldn't have to worry about someone trying to hijack the plane with a deadly weapon.
A dead weapon perhaps ...
eTraxx
Baton Rouge, LA
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Lesley
GenIII
9/24/2002
17:27:13
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Hmm, sorry I think I'm gonna pass.
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BIGTYMER
Dodge Dakota
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9/25/2002
19:44:27
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The only person in my neighborhood under age 45 is my girlfriend/friend with benefits so seeing her naked is nothing new and I really don't want all the horny old guys to see her.
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mopar2ya
GenI
9/25/2002
20:41:04
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About a month ago on the Jay Leno Show college girls were instructed to go out-of-doors or out on their balconies topless around 4:30pm where they would receive a free mammogram from an orbiting satellite. In Chico, college girls are more likely to do the above more than any place else I know. Like a dumb-ass I was working at the time and missed it.
When asked by my friends in the bay area why a 50 year old man (me) with a real job is still living in a college town?
I reply " About a month ago on the Jay Leno Show college girls were instructed............"
My point being that I am 50 and by far the oldest person in the area and I'm still far from the University.
I think it's fun and I'll be happy to pass on your idea regarding naked women rooting out terrorist.
In this University town it might actually come to pass. And this time I'm taking the day off.
Adios,
and
mopar2ya
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