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TexasTodd
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1/26/2009
17:13:32
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 Subject: Funny Bumper Stickers
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Like you, I've seen some funny bumper stickers.
Driving home from work recently, I've seen the best one in a LONG time!
You know many cars, motorcycles, etc. advertise things like:
zero to 60 in 4.3 seconds?
Well, I saw a bumper sticker, on a regular car, not riced out, with a young female driver.
The sticker read:
zero to BITCH, in 1.5 seconds
Come on now, post your humurous bumper stickers here.
Drive it like its paid for!
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Drakewn
Dodge Dakota
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1/26/2009
23:47:01
|  RE: Funny Bumper Stickers
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My fave: "Yes, this is my truck. No, I won't help you move."
another fave: "The weather is here, wish you were beautiful."
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super bee
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1/27/2009
09:53:06
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pink breast cancer sticker
"Save the Ta Tas"
1990 sport RC SB, 1995 318drivetrain, 3.92 gears (came with truck) Powertrax "traction system", 95 dash/steering wheel, hearthrob exhaust, headers, cutout after y-pipe, necessary electric fan add-a-leafs, 30x9.5 mud tires, cranked T-bars, AR 39 15x8 rims, grill guard, roll bars
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intensedak39
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1/27/2009
10:44:58
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i saw this late 70's camaro that was beat to hell, missing parts, about seven different colors and stuff hanging off.
but he did have a bumper sticker that read
"my other car is a piece of sh!t"
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TexasTodd
GenIII
1/27/2009
13:48:57
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Those are great guys, keep it going......
Heh heh, zero to bitch...LOL
Drive it like its paid for!
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Drakewn
Dodge Dakota
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1/28/2009
13:28:16
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Seen one today, and apparently I guess it was meant for me.....
"I'm sorry for driving so close in front of you."
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TimmyTard
Dodge Dakota
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1/28/2009
14:28:01
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Todd Bouton is Stupid and doesn't pay his debts.
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Drakewn
Dodge Dakota
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1/28/2009
16:26:21
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I personally have 2. One is a small sticker on the rear window that reads:
"Warning, Horn is Broken, Watch for Finger."
On the bumper is one I got at the Van Halen concert in Vancouver:
"I can barely see the road" (lyrics from Panama)
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Dan M
Dodge Dakota
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1/28/2009
18:31:07
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I've seen another pink breast cancer one too. it said "I *heart* my big ta ta's"
When I was in high school and worked at a grocery store this girl that worked at the video store next door had a cuda convertible that one that said "save the planet, kill yourself"
how about "bad cop, no doughnut"
my buddy used to have one that said "have a nice day, F&$khead"
- Dan M
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Drakewn
Dodge Dakota
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1/28/2009
20:06:06
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My Dad has one it says:
"Oprah for President"
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calikota
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1/29/2009
08:10:48
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I saw a good one the other day on a truck with a MILF driving:
"If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"
Then on of my personal favorites:
"P.E.T.A.= People Eating Tasty Animals"
I'm sure Pam Anderson loves that one. I want to find this one.
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Steven Roark
Dodge Dakota
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1/29/2009
17:10:50
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Amsoil Rules
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TexasTodd
GenIII
1/31/2009
15:49:16
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calikota posted:
'I saw a good one the other day on a truck with a MILF driving:
"If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair" '
This was GREAT! '
The others are great too....
'horn broken, watch for finger'
Keep it going, please!
Drive it like its paid for!
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TexasTodd
GenIII
1/31/2009
15:51:04
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calikota posted:
'I saw a good one the other day on a truck with a MILF driving:
"If your going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair" '
This was GREAT! '
The others are great too....
'horn broken, watch for finger'
Keep it going, please!
Drive it like its paid for!
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stan
Dodge Dakota
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1/31/2009
22:18:03
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One of my favorites.....
"If you want to get back on your feet, you must first get off your ass"
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Frank
Dodge Dakota
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2/01/2009
00:34:02
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we should have picked our own cotton!
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ecdak
Dodge Dakota
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2/01/2009
10:38:48
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Another MILF: The Only Bush I Trust Is My Own
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ecdak
Dodge Dakota
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2/01/2009
21:04:00
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lol
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super bee
GenI
2/01/2009
23:59:42
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""P.E.T.A.= People Eating Tasty Animals" "
have it
and
Vegetarian: old Indian word for "bad Hunter"
and i also have
"My other vehicle is a sh1tbox too!"
1990 sport RC SB, 1995 318drivetrain, 3.92 gears (came with truck) Powertrax "traction system", 95 dash/steering wheel, hearthrob exhaust, headers, cutout after y-pipe, necessary electric fan add-a-leafs, 30x9.5 mud tires, cranked T-bars, AR 39 15x8 rims, grill guard, roll bars
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ecdak
Dodge Dakota
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2/02/2009
00:59:17
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if god did not want us to eat animals, why did he make them taste so good?
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TexasTodd
GenIII
2/04/2009
16:54:40
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KEEP HONKING!, I'm reloading.
Drive it like its paid for!
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