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Ashley Slups
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5/17/2006
10:58:16

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I'm new here btw. Not a very nice intro but today I slammed my penis in the door. It hurt really bad. I was taking a piss behind the door when all of a sudden the wind came by and slammed the door on it. DAKOTA, give me my penis back! I'm actually in the hospital on my laptop typing this trying to get out of pain and boredom. They stuck a cathedor in the little nub that's left of my penis. They said taht my other half was dead. I guess i'm a woman now! Getting a vagina now!!



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5/18/2006
04:28:10

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In your case thats a good day....YOU PUSSY



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5/18/2006
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Your own stupidity caused you to lose your genitals.

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Dr.Who
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5/18/2006
19:06:47

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We always thought you were a girl. Now all you've done is removed all doubt.



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5/18/2006
20:10:32

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Lets see if I got this correct. You wacked it off with the dakota door leaving you with a little nub. You go on to say the OTHER HALF was CUT OFF> Way I see it between the 2, you had a total of 2 nubs which makes a knob . Yeppers. Go for the vagina. You almost had one anyway.



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5/18/2006
23:20:49

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Well, with a name like Ashley, maybe you shoulda been a girl, anyway.



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5/19/2006
01:43:00

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should have left it in your yap where it would have been protected. But some people just can't help spanking their monkey.



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5/19/2006
06:35:09

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Now I know why I don't come to this site like I
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Might as well call it a fag site.

Good god, get a life!




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