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RaZoR1
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5/20/2005
17:55:15
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 Subject: Little Johnny joke
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Little Johnny is sitting in math class and the teacher asks a question. "If there's 3 birds on a wire and a hunter comes along and shoots 2 off how many birds are left?" Little Johnny raises his hand and the teacher says "yes Johnny" he says zero. Teacher says "no Johnny 3 birds minus 2 birds is 1 bird" Johnny says "but teacher, that bird would surely fly away scared if the other two birds got shot". Teacher says " well Johnny that may be true but this is math class and the correct answer is one, BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK."
Little Johnny asks the teacher if he could ask her a question. SHe says "yes Johnny" Johnny says "If there is 3 ladys sitting in the park eating ice cream cones and one of them is licking hers the other is sucking hers and the other one is biting hers, which one is married??" Teacher thinks for a second and says "Well i don't know Johnny, is it the one sucking hers??" Johnny replies "Nope, the one with the wedding ring BUT I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK."
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DSW
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5/22/2005
18:05:18
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Little Johnie's teacher is out sick and the substitute teacher is warned never to ask Little Johnny any questions.
As the new teacher is introducing herself she says my name is Ms Prissy, like a pu$$y cat. Little Juhnny thinks,,, pu$$y that's easy to remember. As the class carries on Little Johnny is the first to have his hand up to answer questions, but Ms Prissy never picks Little Johnny.
The next morning Ms. Prissy walks into class and asks if everyone remembers her name as Little Johnny is bouncing around holding up his hand. There couldn't be anything wrong with having Little Johnny tell the class my name, so she asks Little Johnny, Little Johnny, do you remember my name?
Little Johnny shouts,,, IT'S MS. CRUNT
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