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8/02/2004
17:40:37
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I love my Dodge truck! If my Dodge truck had tits I'd never leave the house! But it don't have tits. It's got a George Strait sticker though! I think it's funny when I pull up to a gas station and it never fails there's always a feller there that wants to come up and talk trucks. I love these guys. God bless em. Last week I was trying to get my ice cream back to the house because I didn't want it to melt because I'm a fat #uck and this guy comes up that wants to talk trucks.
Now don't get me wrong, I love talking trucks but not with melted ice cream in the back. The whole time this feller was talking to me he was digging in is ear with a phillips head screwdriver and I aint kidding ya I think I seen the damn screwdriver go right through his other ear! He starts talking like we're old buddies. He says, "What ya got there"? I'm like "A pimped out 2000 Dakota."
He's like "A 2000 Dakota"? I had one of them once but I got rid of the sumbitch. It cost me a fortune. It sprung a leak, bottom fell out, blew a rod, ... good ride though!" It kinda pissed me off a little cause he was kinda dissing Dodges.
I think most fellers are like me though, we take our trucks real personal kinda like the women we date. I don't think most rednecks have the nuts to walk up to somebody at a 7-11 and say, "What ya got there a big tittied blonde?" I used to have one of them. I had to get rid of her though the sumbitch cost me a fortune. Her bottom fell out, she sprung a leak, and blew a rod. Good ride though!
God Bless Dodge trucks! Like a truck salesman said to a feller looking at big trucks, "If its got tits and tires it's gonna cost ya!"
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GTO/Kota
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8/02/2004
20:28:37
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LOL!
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8/02/2004
21:59:34
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is this larry the cable guy? lol
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racerX
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8/02/2004
22:03:30
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hahahhahaa! bottom fell out, sprung a leak and blew a rod, i love it :)
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