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Everytime some pipsqueak Dakota owner out there gets in a race
with some other piece of crap we are forced to hear about it all
the time. Hey this vehicle had this and I had this, blah blah blah.
No one gives a rat's a55 about your dumb little races. Go to a
track and give us numbers from there. Or get some physical
friends and talk to them about it and stop bringing it here. We
really don't care. This board doesn't revolve around your daily
driving habits. Start a blog ok?

L. Cooper
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4/20/2004
15:58:27

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FUUUUUUUCCCKKK YOOOUUU! You are tired of hearing our stories? We are tired of cavalier driving pieces of shlt like yourself bothering us all the time! I'm Guessing that you are a chevy owner, because only a chevy owner would be ignorant enough to write something like that! If you are so tired of hearing about our races, dont read those threads! Ugh... what kind of name is that anyhow? Caveman? Viking? Some other kind of person who is stupid and doesn't shower? Oh must be a chevy guy!!!

Larry

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4/20/2004
16:29:03

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Amen to that....

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4/20/2004
16:50:30

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Seriously, who the hell cares about you stories. Most of those type stories you feed us are a bunch of crap anyway. If you must give us a story, give one that has some creds with it. If you wanna tell tall tales, write a book! If you wanna discuss performance, mechanics, looks, and other related topics, talk here, if not, get lost!

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4/20/2004
18:01:25

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Ugh and seriously got it right. BSing with your buds is one thing but listening to made up garbage on this forum is a waste of bandwidth and time. Now if it was a race between Dakotas where we might learn some valuable info or you beating a Viper or a Corvette (and I mean really beating them) then fine we wanna know how you did it. There are too many Pokemon cars out there that no one cares about these boring races featuring drivers with no experience anyway. I successfully leave a dump in the toilet every day but you don't hear me shooting my mouth off about on here do you? Same thing. We're happy you're having fun and beating people at racing, good for you. But we don't need to hear about every mundane event that will ever happen in your life while your behind the wheel of your damn truck. Oh, I'm a Dakota owner by the way too. This thread is too funny.

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4/20/2004
18:06:03

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No experience AND bad instincts. So many horrible drivers here in California who think they are the 5hit I'm sure. Just cause you can mash the gas pedal down doesn't mean you know how to drive or are able to think ahead of just the car in front of you in traffic. You probably don't know anything about your own driving limitations or your trucks limitations. Go do 100 on the highway then smash on your brakes and see how long it takes to come to a stop. A lot longer than you thought huh? Now find a road and do a 360 or 180 in your truck and see if you can control it. Send us a movie if you can. Until then you suck at driving anyway. You probably have seen Fast and the Furious too many times.

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4/21/2004
01:11:01

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