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10/08/2003
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Hey, how bout breaking away from all the serious Automotive Jive out there... Anyone want to share any Dodge jokes, so we can enjoy a moment of laughter ?
ok... so I s'pose you're thinking I should at least provide one since I'm starting this, right ?
hmmmmm.... What do you get when you cross a Dodge Dakota and a Corvette ?
A piece of sh$t that looks hot.
A Corvodge ??
(hey I didn't say which one was what )
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Dodge Dakota
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12/13/2007
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Daily overhauls do get expensive
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modain
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12/13/2007
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Miscellaneous Odd Parts Assembled Ridiculously
What's your left foot doing?
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2002 Graphite QC SLT Plus, 4.7L, NV3500, Superchips 3715, 3.92 LSD, R/T rear swaybar, no chrome, loads o'fun...
2001 Patriot Blue Durango SLT, 4.7L, 45RFE, Superchips 3715, 3.55 Open (for now)
1999 Forest Green Dakota RC Sport, 2.5L, NV1500, 3.55 Open
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Dan M
Dodge Dakota
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12/14/2007
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how about honda instead?
Had One Never Did Again
toyota?
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
- Dan M
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ScojoDak
Dodge Dakota
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12/14/2007
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Move Over People Are Racing
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wyatt
Dodge Dakota
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10/23/2008
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I HATE DOGE
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Matt
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10/24/2008
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Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
Dem Old Dudes Go Everywhere
Dangerous On Days Gears Engage
Death Overcomes Driver's Generous Ego
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Don't forget to check out my Youtube page!
http://www.youtube.com/chevyman10001
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Jokester
Dodge Dakota
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10/24/2008
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Doing Overhauls Daily Gets Expensive
Doesn't only die, gets eaten
Darn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Design Of Diabolical German Engineer
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damned Old Dudes Going Everywhere
Damn Overhauls Do Get Expensive
Dear Old Dad's Garbage Engine
Don't Our Dealers Gouge Everyone
Dodge Neon: Need Engine Overhauled Now (Sent in by Roger Markowitz)
Darned Old Dirty Greasy Engine
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Jokester
Dodge Dakota
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10/24/2008
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Match Old Parts As Required
Most Often Parked At Roadside
Move Over, Power Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Runnin'
Move Over People Are Racing
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Motor On Pavement After Race
Moments Of Power Are Rare
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kyle
Dodge Dakota
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4/28/2009
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dodge is junk
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Bucket
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4/29/2009
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OK now its time for Kyle jokes. What do you call a lost little boy who's dad drives an S-10.......I will give you a hint....it starts with a K and ends with yle. HA HA HA HA
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ford f-250
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12/19/2009
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Ok here's a poem I heard about a chevy.
I'd rather push my ford,
Then drive a chevy,
Cuz fords are tough,
And chevys are for pansys.
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NorthernDak
Dodge Dakota
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12/20/2009
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Id rather eat worms than a chevy!!
Real Men Drive Mopar!!
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traci
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1/30/2010
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just look dodge up in the dictionary...... its to avoid
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Ron P
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2/21/2010
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I personally am a chevy guy but I have no problem with dodges I have a few freinds that drive them but none of my freinds will drive a ford reasons are as follows
Found On Road Dead
Fu(ked On Race Day
Fourtythird On Race Day
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Reservation Dump
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lily
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3/15/2010
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dont talk about ford or chevy. were talkin boutr dodges here
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kyle
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NorthernDak
u blow and suck at the same time
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skyler
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dodge:do not overdrive gutless engine
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Sammie
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Mostly
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Rednecks/ Retards
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mike simmons
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2/07/2011
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i love how you can go see chevy jokes or ford jokes and itl take you a half hour to scroll through em all
sooo it seems all you ford and chevy guys have nothingg on DODGES
if you cant dodge it..ram it
they'll pull a chevy or ford through a field anyday
but ill admit some chevys arent bad
but fords are yall useless pieces of sh#t
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kenneth
Dodge Dakota
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3/11/2011
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dodges suck ass drive a chevy or walk
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