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RaGuS
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2/23/2003
23:29:54
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Ok Saturday Night I stoped and filled my 88 Dak up and had to drop off some beer to my friends somewhere, so they said to meet them at a school in the back and drop it off real quick, the school is right across the street from my house. Anyways I give it to my 2 friends and they get back in his Daddys 2002 Land Rover, his dad owns a dealership for Porshe, Saab, Suburu etc etc, well he thinks hes sweet hittin these snow piles so he couldnt make it up one, so once he moves i floor it and get to the top of it then i go to go in reverse to go down and bam the snow broke and the front of my frame was burried in snow. Just when this happend a cop car just decided to roll in, he sees it gets out and started talked to my friends im sittin in the car pissed off to hell and he comes over to my window for my liscense and stuff, i give it to him...heres a funny part, he calls me Retarted ok then hes like "this thing aint even 4x4" i was like "Well thats why theres a big sticker on teh back that says 4x4" he just walked away and started taking pictures of my car, so i get my Digital Camera and started taking pictures of the cop cars LOL it was funny, my friend ran across the street and got my dad cuz he had some tow ropes and the Land Rover pulled me out. Hey it could of been worse, a Ford, chevy, or even.....omg....a NISSAN could of then id be mighty pissed, but yea thats the end of my story, got a ticket for wreckless operation, first ticket ever so no chance of liscense suspension...
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Tonto
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2/23/2003
23:40:26
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Ha.
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Jack
Dodge Dakota
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2/23/2003
23:42:44
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I would have to agree with the cop.
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Jill
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2/24/2003
09:16:40
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oh yea, but you don't know Jack!
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Jack
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2/24/2003
11:10:01
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No, but I know an idiot when I see one. The pictures of his truck will probably be in the next edition of "Webster's", right next to the word idiot.
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Me
Dodge Dakota
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2/24/2003
12:10:57
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If I was the cop, I would have taken out my night stick and broken both of your kneecaps. That shows your maturity when you took pictures of his car. I wouldn't care if I was gonna get suspended, it would have been worth it. Oh, and you sound young so take my advice, stay in school. Your grammer and literation sucks.
- Someone that would have beaten you down.
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RaZoR
Dodge Dakota
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2/24/2003
12:28:53
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HaHa.... i love how guys talk all this tuff guy sh#t on the board. I'm 25 (young maybe?). But i had some old guy try and pull his tuff guy routine on me and when it came time to put up or shut up...... he shut up. Typical....... Back in MY day.... blah..blah...blah.
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OLD GUY
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2/24/2003
14:23:57
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rrrrrrr.... take that sunny (whips out cane)... take that..... and that..... this beating reminds me of when i was young... and walked 15 miles to school..... LMAO
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Joe
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2/24/2003
15:02:43
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"Me" was just giving you the benefit of the doubt by saying you are young Razor, rather than just an idiot. We all did stupid ѕhit when we were young, you know? We all had ѕhitty grammar, couldn't spell, capitalized random words, misused punctuation, and don't forget the run on sentences. Now that you have proven that you are not, in fact, young, we can assume that you are, in fact, just a idiot.
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RaZoR
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2/25/2003
08:21:31
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Maybe if i was the guy with the story, idiot!!! Check the original post. I just replied to some square old guy that felt he had to "teach" some "young idiot" how to act mature, and i quote "Someone that would have beaten you down". Real mature, and grown up like, ya know.
PS; I don't think anybody on here really gives a sh#t about grammer or spelling, go mark an essay or somthing.
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Me
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2/25/2003
08:22:38
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My thoughts exactly Joe. And speaking of age, I'm 23. So I'm not some old guy trying to pull a 'tuff' routine on you. BTW, look up the definition of 'tuff.' I'm sure you're not referring to a rock composed of compacted volcanic ash varying in size from fine sand to coarse gravel. I'm pretty sure you are talking about a 'tough' guy routine. Maybe someone's parents should have beaten him more when he was a kid.
Just my $0.02
-Steve
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RaZoR
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2/25/2003
08:34:19
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HAHAHAHA it's official, your a knob.
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Me
Dodge Dakota
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2/25/2003
09:00:47
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RaZoR, um...you're how old again? Just checking.
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RaZoR
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2/25/2003
09:04:08
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And a young idiot at that!!! O my god... 3 exclamation marks in a row..... bad RaZoR.... o god extra capital letters..... and run on sentences without comas..... his spelllint is horrrrible....
BTW... why don't i come over and beat your kids?????? Jackass.. ya the donkey!
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RaGuS
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2/25/2003
20:08:04
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Its the god damn internet, you think i give a crap how i spellllllllllllllllllllll you morons...you guys dont even know the cops around here, there idiots, my boss got pulled over for going 27 in a 25
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Lab Rat
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2/25/2003
20:26:07
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"my boss got pulled over for going 27 in a 25"
Ever seen a speed LIMIT sign that said "25 +2/-0 MPH"?? Guess not.
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Jethro
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2/26/2003
00:01:43
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Yeah and if the cops did nothing in your town, they would be lazy asses......right?
Can't win with your type of people!!!!!!!!
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God Almighty
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2/26/2003
00:54:10
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You're all a bunch of Me-dam(n) fuggin morons.
Nuf said.
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RaGuS
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2/26/2003
15:49:59
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The cops are so lazy, we have SO many in such a little town, they get so board they will pull you over for anything. They pulled me over FOR MY TRUCK BEING DIRTY, they told me to wash it...and in the fall I had leaves in my bed from parkin under a tree, when i went down the road they were blowin around!
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McCracken
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2/26/2003
19:41:34
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If you got pulled over for your truck being dirty I'd hate to see your house.
And as far as the leaves, I would have cited you, too. We have people around here who are too lazy to clear the snow off their cars, and do the same thing as you. It's a distraction, it's dangerous, and who are you to be throwing your compost all over the road?
You sound like a real dumb@ss to me.
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Gilberttribe
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2/27/2003
12:26:22
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Well, maybe RaGuS will think twice before he posts something humorous on this board again. However, I don't disagree with the general sentiment here.
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Lizardking
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2/28/2003
03:42:27
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I got pulled over a few months back. I was doing my usual 85+ mph.. when a cop pulls me over. I had my lic and registration ready before he even waked up to my window because i knew i was busted. As he walks up to my truck he starts profusely apologizing for pulling me over but said he wanted to compliment me on the color of my truck ( Amberfire.. freshly waxed). He told me he just pulled me over be cause he like it. Then he said.. "be very careful pulling back onto the busy highway and have a good night" He has hardly walked away from the window when my GF and practically fell outta the truck laughing. It was quite funny.
Lizardking
PS for pics of my cop friendly ride go to http://www.f-8.com/home/dakota.html
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justin
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2/28/2003
04:54:49
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you all act like little kids...so many people will say a lot of stuff over the computer that they wouldnt say face to face with anyone...so why do you all waste the time on each other and then get mad about it? It sounds to me like you like talking all the sh*t and you like having it talked to you...it you didnt you wouldnt have had replied to this post. My solution...everyone quit your b*tchin...
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McCracken
Dodge Dakota
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2/28/2003
14:15:25
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So what makes your post any different????
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Steve
Dodge Dakota
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3/01/2003
02:51:59
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i'm relly drunk, what your excuse for stupid posts?
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critick
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3/01/2003
05:52:42
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You know, it is just to bad that you and and yoour butt buddies are still alive. It just really bothers me that matter like you are not dead somewhere being eaten by maggots. just my 2 cents..
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