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Bernd GenIII
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1/20/2001 22:51:17
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Got this from a member on the DML a while back. Thought i'd post it for some light-hearted fun.
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---NEWSFLASH-12-18-00---Ford recommends Mustang owners avoid Dodge Dakotas of any make and year to avoid worsening of design flaws that keep the engine from producing needed power. Ford representatives have been quoted as saying, "In most driving circumstances, the flaw turns what would be a pleasant sports car into a brick on the road...A slow one...We just can't keep up with those damn Dakota's and their mighty Magnums..."
Many late model Mustang owners have compained about "country boy trucks with all sorts of {expletive}in the back" being quicker, faster, and generally showing up their own lighter, more aerodynamic sports cars. Ford blames the manufacturer of the engine control modules, initially designed for the Ford Escort, but used in Mustang V6-V8 equipped autos for undisclosed reasons.
Under criticism for an unprecedented number of recalls in the past year, Ford refuses to recall estimated 5 million cars affected by this warning, stating, "...There's just nothing we can do. The Ford Motor Company cannot afford to replace alost 5 million engines for the 4.7L Cobra engines. Not that we want to, I mean, it's not like we care about our customers. They should be happy with what they have. It's not like their driving Pointiac Aztecs..."
(This newsflash is a joke. I accept no responsibility for people who would think this is serious. Those people would be idiots...:)
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Have fun. :)
Bernd D. Ratsch 1997 Dodge Dakota SLT Supercharged w/Nitrous
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Bob DakotaEnthusiast
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1/21/2001 06:07:39
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Message: Hey Bernd--I'm a idiot...any man that gets marred 3 times is a idiot.I will respond to your post.Be for you make any more statements on Fords,get the facts right...it's a 4.6L engine. (JAJ)
Bob
00 Dak.CC SLT Plus 4.7L 235hp 355 L-Slip Auto. #9Elliott
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Bernd GenIII
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1/21/2001 12:56:52
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Read the first sentence in the post and you'll find that i'm not the one who wrote it. ;)
Bernd D. Ratsch 1997 Dodge Dakota SLT Supercharged w/Nitrous
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Bob DakotaEnthusiast
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1/21/2001 14:31:05
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Message: I take it back! I take it back! I take it back!
Bob
00 Dak.CC SLT Plus 4.7L 235hp 355 L-Slip Auto. #9Elliott
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chris GenIII
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1/22/2001 14:01:49
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Message: You two are funny...
Former owner- 94 Mustang GT
Chris DeCrease 97 Dak 3.9 Sport 5-sp 3"Body Lift 33"BFG TA ko's
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Bob DakotaEnthusiast
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1/22/2001 14:30:01
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Message: Chris some times I mess with Bernd,I use to tell him his shorts are to tight(BVD)...but he Rocks.
Bob
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Bernd GenIII
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1/22/2001 14:52:10
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I guess Bob likes razzing us (how does he say it)..."Young Whipper Snappers" every now and then. Give him a couple of Geritols and he's back to normal. ;)
Bernd D. Ratsch 1997 Dodge Dakota SLT Supercharged w/Nitrous
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Bob DakotaEnthusiast
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1/23/2001 03:43:20
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Message: Hey what did you say..."I know you are but what am I" It would take more than a couple of Geritols to make me normal,thank you.
Bob
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boby nuttz Dodge Dakota JOIN HERE ![Email](http://www.dodgedakota.net/amb/icons/email.gif)
9/05/2003 12:25:01
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Message: ha ha ha i seem to remember burnin some sports cars in my "good ol boy" truck
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