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fastyz400
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12/11/2003
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Thought you guys might enjoy this:
YOU MIGHT BE A RICE BOY IF ...
... you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas, dude after EVERY race
... you drive a 4 door 'type R'
... your gumby pants make it hard to shift
... more than 20 of your mods involve shielding what is actually underneath
... you have stickers that even most asians don't get
... you have stickers for parts you dont have
... you refer to 50hp as the 'big shot'
... your car has so much camber it can drive on its side
... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter
... your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
... you have 'power by' anything anywhere on a car made by the engine manufacturer
... birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
... you sell crack for the image...not the money
... you have 'N/T' polished on the side of car and you don't know what bracket racing is...
... you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
... you can't race uphills
... you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
... you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
... your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
... you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
... you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
... your tach is bigger than your head
... you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
... you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
... your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
... at Autocross events you don't participate because you have a drag race setup and at drag events you brag about kicking ass on the autocross.
... you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
... you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
... your exhaust sounds like a dying Moose
... your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
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fastyz400
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12/11/2003
18:08:28
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GraphiteDak,
I believe, i have seen that jacked up Camaro, on your site, in Glendale AZ before. lol
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GraphiteDak
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12/11/2003
21:58:34
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Fastyz400 said "... when you drive by, WWII veterans run for shelter "
Gawd that was funny as sh*t.
And you're right. That 4X4 Camero was here in Pheonix somewhere! I had my camera and he was getting gas. It may not be RICE. But I couldn't resist. If that guy doesn't take that car off road, then he is a Ricer. Camero or no Camero! But he looked Hillbilly enough to be offroading that biatch!
And why do people have to pull out the "...prejudice" crap??? Who said anything about Asians or Koreans? Rice comes in all colors. Especially Brown Rice here in Phoenix he he he! I see Mexicans with Japanese writing all over their mis matched Ricers. A lot here don't speak English, yet alone Japanese! Not ALL Mexicans, so don't start that prejudice sh*t with me. But the stupidest Ricers here are owned by people who just happen to be Mexican. It's true so what. The Lil' white boys are just as dumb, cause they should know better, but they don't!
My Ricer site.
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Tiago A. G
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12/12/2003
12:06:41
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That was funny... That guy changed from a camaro to a craparo.....
4X4 craparo........ hahahahaa
I´m gonna try to shot some pictures to put here on these website... Sure you are gonna laugh alot!
Tiago/Brazil
a beautifil 98 blk R/T
a regular 4X2 74 Camaro Drag Car that will never stink!
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Gen II Geoff
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12/12/2003
12:36:08
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Ok, going back to what Rob454 said on the 10'th... Why do ricers feel the need for these giant wings? Downforce on the rear end of a FWD could only hurt performance. at high speeds would it not effectively apply a lifting force to the front end?
We've got an '81 Camaro with a 542 runs very low 10's in the 1/4 with only the factory spoiler on the back of the trunk lid. Granted there is 36" of slicks under the rear end but that should say something about the physics of wings on rice. that and they really don't need 'em. Its obvioiusly not for looks, so why?
geoff
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FREAKenPYRO
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12/12/2003
13:32:02
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Well I asked a ricer once (he was some white rich guy trying to relive his youth i guess, around 25, probably a computer nerd)he said it costs around 200 bucks, and he replied to my question with, why do people buy bigger tires.........c'mon now, higher ground clearance so if we want to we could run over your little mice, I couldn't tell hime that cuz I was at work. oh yeah, a spoiler on FWD car doesn't do anything, but a bug deflector can, someone should try and sell a bug deflector as a spoiler for FWD cars. I just want to catch a ricer going over the bumps over here on the southside of San Anonio, cuz no one cares about our streets her, and there's bumps everywhere.ok time to go back to school.
2000 blk excab 3.9
c/o 04 (hopefully)
Somerset TX
No Money No Mods.
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GraphiteDak
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12/13/2003
00:13:31
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No sh*t. That's too funny.
I want to run their a$$ over all the time too.
Here the little pukes haul ass in the parking lots, after cutting you off. But then slam on their brakes for the small speak bump to litterally CRAWL over them sideays. Then haul a$$ again until the next dip or manhole cover!!!
You guys should have SEEN the time I raced a Chevy X-Treme. He wouldn;t back off. His seemed to be modded because he was actually hanging with me (which others I've known that were STOCK could not) and we got to this big dip in the road he flew through it and bounced up and back down shooting sparks all over from his frame! My 4X4 just went right through it!!!
He was pist off. But screw that guy. He wanted to play, he had to pay!
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RAT
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12/13/2003
15:00:38
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Just wanted to comment on the rear spoiler. My good friend just had a short break from being over in Iraq. He bought a VW Corrado. Came from Germany, through another guy in the service. It can pull low 11's in the quater mile, it's front wheel drive, and it has a stock rear spoiler that opens itself after the car hits about 80mph. The point is to keep the REALLY light rear end on the ground during high speed cornering. Probably doesn't help in the quater, but you can leave it down. Of course it's still really small compared to the damned ricers biplanes. I wouldn't call it a ricer though. Small and fast but I actually have some respect. It's not some blown up RC car.
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dakfan
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5/21/2004
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GOOD COMPAIRISON
http://www.geocities.com/staind324/ My_Truck.html
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00 RT/BC
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5/21/2004
20:54:10
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And now for a link that actually works.
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Thread Killer
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5/21/2004
21:26:48
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NEEEEYAAAA!!!!Die thread Die... Death to all old threads!!!!!!!!SATAN
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GraphiteDak
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5/22/2004
03:05:06
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No. Anti Ricer threads should NEVER DIE!!!
So. While we're here. Let me bring back one of my FAVORITES.
Took this picture about a year ago or so. I couldn't believe what I was SEEING!
Needless to say. I was so intimidated by that hot rod!
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FREAKenPYRO
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5/22/2004
08:43:53
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you notice how one guy has the car, and all of his friends are scrunched in the back? I see that alot with hondas, camaros, and mustangs.
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