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dbbaker
GenIII
11/07/2002
19:02:07
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I just got home and am still splitting my sides laughing. At the last light before the highway a stupid looking ferd ranger- lowered with the little tiny off set wheels and a big fat ricer bumblebee exhaust decided he wanted to race a real truck, I almost couldn't floor the pedal I was laughing so hard! I think I took two of his doors with me I went by him so fast..ha-ha-ha-ha
oh man! sorry I just can't help it......
shaker hood/w k&n-magnaflow duals-ss grille-westin safari bar and nerf bars-
mtx thunderforms-are lid-z-liner sprayed in bed
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afi360
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11/07/2002
20:14:32
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those are so fun...
btw, does anyone know where the term 'blow your doors off' came from???
id like to know it before i use it :)
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1Flamed92Dak
GenII
11/07/2002
22:23:20
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Damn I know what you mean Last Night I was coming back from the HOME DEPOT and a little ricer pulls up next to me and he want's to Race Nevermind that I have a Load of Wood in the Bed that's a another story Wifey wants me to make a new fence so I'm Loaded down with 18 4x4's and 36 2x4's and 12 bags of Quickrete He still wants to Race so I was like WTF so I make him Think I was gonna Race Him and pull a OLE Drag Racers Trick and gave her some Gas and he takes off like a bat out Hades and Run's through the Red Light and sitting in the Banks Parking Lot is the JOHNNY LAW and he gets pulled over. I just had to laugh my @$$ off and go home and Unload the Wood
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DAHEMIKOTA
Dodge Dakota
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11/08/2002
02:04:56
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Blow your doors off.....Back in the old days,cars had not to good door latches. They looked like something on your bedroom door. Actualy thats what they were except they had a lever insted of a door knob. The story goes that if you went by someone fast enough you could pull his doors open and rip them off the hinges. Back in 1949 my grandpaw told me it sometimes happened. Looking at those old cars it probably could have.
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Eggman
Dodge Dakota
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11/08/2002
17:24:49
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Must of been a full moon last nite. Had some little snot in a toyota pull the " let's see what u got " crap on me.I just pulled a 13 hr. shift & busting his ass was just what i needed.
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Brian Maier
Dodge Dakota
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11/08/2002
18:40:59
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Busting his ass as in your are a cop or you wooped his ass in a race?
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xplikt
GenIII
11/08/2002
18:57:33
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1Flamed92Dak, I have tried to get people pulled over so many damn times. RIGHT on main street. I rev at lil kids or at least play a long. This is in the middle of main street or downtown. Within blocks of the police station. I have not yet been able to get any of them pulled over.
-Mike
http://www.dodgetruckworld.com/xplikt/
2002 2WD RC SLT 4.7L 5spd 3.92 LSD
MBRP Single in/out, straight piped 3rd cat, turndown tip
Hotchkis swaybars and springs
Bilstein custom tuned shocks
Roadmaster Active Suspension
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Eggman
Dodge Dakota
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11/09/2002
14:17:02
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Sorry..I meant race
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Ed Halterman
Dodge Dakota
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11/09/2002
16:17:10
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Stupid punk in a V6 Mustang conv tried to gutter snake me last week. Nobody does that to me. Funny thing is, I didn't even have to floor it, only used about 2/3 throttle, pulled ahead by about 1.5 Dak lengths and let off, I just wanted to prove my point. Obviously I coulda wasted him more, but my buddy and his 2 young girls looked at me kinda weird so I decided to cool it :) Hahaha, he got whooped by a 4900lb (empty, without people) 4x4 QC!!
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FastRT6Dakota
Dodge Dakota
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11/09/2002
19:26:09
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I couldn't believe the person who tried to race me during the summer. I was driving down a main road here in MI (speed suggestion:45mph) going my normal 5mph over, when I hear that all too familiar sound of a fart pipe trying desperately to catch up. I look in my side view and here comes this little saturn SL. It sounded decent for a four popper, so I figured what the hell. The saturn must have thought the same thing, because I heard a downshift and it started gaining on me. So I floored it, and immediatly started pulling HARD!!! I let off, to see if this person was still racing, and sure enough, 3 cars back, I could still hear that little car trying desperatly to catch me. Finally we pulled up to a traffic light. I was suprised to see that it wasn't some 16 year old punk, but a HOT 20 year old girl. She wanted to see what I had under the hood, so we pulled off and I showed her. She was impressed by the 4.7L. Said she had "regularly beat up the V6 trucks". So we talked and stuff, exchanged numbers, and we've since then started dating, but its a bitch fighting over who gets to drive! She still wants to drive my truck. See ya
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BIGTYMER
Dodge Dakota
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11/10/2002
10:13:47
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I had a guy try and race me in a ford ranger too. It was a V-6 with a 5 spd. I had 3 people in the bed of my truck and 2 in the front. Truck was 5700lbs with just me in it. We both got on and by the time I hit 2nd gear I swear I had 3 car lenghts on him so I let of and revved the motor till he got back along side and the punched it and walked, no I take that back, RAN away. We all laughed real good and he followed me and started yelling and asking what my problem was. But than all 5 of us hopped out of the truck and more people from the pool hall came out and he left. It was hilarious.
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R/Tinker
Dodge Dakota
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11/10/2002
21:06:28
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I had a Turbo Coupe try to race me friday night needless to say i smoked him and he pulled into walmart behind me and got out of his car and admitted he was trying... then hung his head and walked away FAST...
hahahahalolololol
Doc
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