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Lesley
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1/28/2002
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http://www.cafepress.com/cp/store/productdetail.aspx?prodno=1787246
ROTF LMAO!!!!!!
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DakotaDan
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1/29/2002
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Just what we need High Performance seat covers !!!! he he he
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fourgivn1
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1/29/2002
07:30:42
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Hey, this is serious stuff. I think it is supposed to increase the accuracy of the 'butt dyno.' At LEAST as effective as the mod involving the intake, the squirrels and the pizza. :)
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
08:24:38
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LOL!!! Bernd - I need some of those, just in case, you know, just to keep around the house... does one size fit all?? LOL!!! How do they perform with poo-poo max?? :) :P
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alex
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1/29/2002
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Well, since the PooPoo Max atomizes the poo and enhances "bottom end" acceleration of the colo-rectal system, I think it's going to cost you in the wear-per-wash rating (not to be confused with miles per gallon). Poo is, of course, one of the hardest stains to get out of pure white boxers (that have a pickup truck on them).
Butt, I haven't tested these on any sort of dyno or anything, so that's just a guess.
Pooooooooooooot. PFfffft. Scuse me.
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
09:37:53
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I want some!!! Undies with Bernd's truck on them.... do you get a free pair when you order headers? Can I get mine with a supercharger on them? LOL!!!!!! ;-)
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DirtyVicar
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watch out for skid marks !
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fourgivn1
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It's easy to supercharge these. All you really need is a burrito and a few matches. :)
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
10:59:16
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LOL! Obviously your trains of thought are on a different track ... mine usually travels towards innuendo, guys being guys, their choo-choos chug towards poo-poo! :)!!!!
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alex
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1/29/2002
11:26:18
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I bet you could get a pair of Bernd's boxers, but prolly not by "ordering headers" FROM him. If you were to say offer a "header" to him, I bet those boxers would be cheap.
Don't forget the altoids we discussed in the poo-poo max thread.
That's about all I have to say about that.
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
11:42:39
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Hah! I'd be more interested in knowing what they could do for ME!!
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fourgivn1
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1/29/2002
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*covers ears*
Hear no evil, hear no evil.... ;-)
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alex
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12:13:23
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>>knowing what they could do for ME<<
What? The boxers?
Well, uh, I've got a pretty good idea of what they'd do for you. But you prolly wouldn't have 'em on for too long after that.....
Heh.
Oh boy, here we go......
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fourgivn1
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1/29/2002
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Uh...is this the performance board, or the off-topic board? *LOL*
Here's a thought. By buying a pair of CROTCHLESS undies, you would, in effect, be installing an FIPK on your shorts. Boy, am I on the cutting edge of undergarment performance. :)
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
12:44:45
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LOL! How about it Bernd, will we see those on the market soon? Maybe with one of those cute little K&N crank filters... um, now where could we put that?
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fourgivn1
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1/29/2002
13:08:01
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I'm not even going to touch that one. (And NO, no innuendos were intended. *ROTFL*)
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alex
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1/29/2002
13:18:16
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I'll touch it.....(oh boy)
Does that filter have to be "pre-oiled" when it's installed, or is it just "oiled" at the factory?
hmmmmmm.......
How about instead of a filter, there could be a "spark plug" in the place where the fly used to be. You know, the kind of "spark plug" that has "electricity" zapping out of the "tip" of it?
Maybe that'd sell better, but I don't know.....
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MikeD
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1/29/2002
13:29:46
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Lesley when you get your shorts will you post a pic of you modeling them...then maybe a pic of you taking them off? :)
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alex
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1/29/2002
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See, that's the art of innuendo, dude.
You gotta be subtle without coming right out and saying it. Now it's not a game anymore. It's just straight up harrassment.
Oh well.
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
14:11:27
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In your dreams Mike. Or, is that too subtle?
I wasn't planning on buying them for ME! (don't need 'em) But, with proof of performance gains, they might be handy to have around.
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fourgivn1
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1/29/2002
14:21:23
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See, now that's a shining example of a subtle innuendo.
And I can honestly say that my innuendo choo choo was chugging towards the poo poo, as you so eloquently put it. Uh, should I be proud of that? *L*
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alex
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1/29/2002
14:21:57
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I can attest to the fact that they DO offer significant performance gains, especially in the summer (knda like the IAT adjuster). Much better breathing across the board, which in turn provides better cooling. Makes maintenance much less of a nitemare, etc......
Seems to make for a cleaner, more attractive, better performing overall package, if you will.
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Zaurusman
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1/29/2002
15:16:28
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Holy smokes, Lesley! I knew you'd be stirring up trouble with those things, but sheesh!
Me, I'm holding out for the K&N set. THOSE come with a million mile warranty and are CARB approved. Which makes for peace of mind when pulling into the garage...
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1/29/2002
15:51:26
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Lesley, I thought i'd share the wealth.. So i sent a link to this post over to the DML. I figure the guys over there would enjoy "Improved Performance"... ROTFLMAO! Now you too could be set if Bernd made some panties w/ his logo on there... Think about it guys... wouldn't your woman be stylin in a pair of "Speedtweak undies"!
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alex
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1/29/2002
15:58:55
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Dude, the last thing I want to see plastered on my woman's "better" half is Bernd's frickin V-6 truck!
Now, if they were black satin with a vertical flame-job stitched in there (maybe red fades to orange fades to yellow), then we'd be talking some Hot Roddin' (so to speak).
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
17:58:35
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What, no smårtass bore-and-stroke comment from you Zaurusman?
Being the sexist pig-dog that I am, I'd rather have my interest "tweaked" by the shorts.
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alex
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Hopefully, before things got too far along, the shiny new shorts wouldn't be the only thing tweaking your interest (or his).
Can I just tell you how close i came to being the one who made the dumb-arse "strokin' bore" comment? That was close! HeeHeee that was too easy, though.
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fourgivn1
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I would have to agree with Alex. When it's getting hot and heavy with my fiancee, the LAST thing I want to be thinking about is Bernd's truck. I mean, I like Dakotas, but not THAT much. My fiancee's body looks just fine just the way it is, uh, 'bone stock.'
(It had to be said by someone. *LOL*)
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bernd
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1/29/2002
19:38:33
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BAHAHAHAHA...ROTFLMAO!
You people are cracking me up. What's even more funny, they have sold! ;)
Hey, I own one of the sets!
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bernd
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1/29/2002
19:44:39
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Just think...what better way to wipe the competitions a$$ than with a set of boxers! ;)
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
19:47:33
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LOL!!
You do! What colour? Wanna model 'em for us (me)? LMAO!!!
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bernd
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1/29/2002
20:19:40
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White, no "skid-marks", no stains. ;)
Uhhhh...for you (Lesley), i'd think about it...for the rest of the folks here...uhhhh....NOT. ;)
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Zaurusman
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1/29/2002
20:26:37
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Were you shopping for multiple-spark discharge there, Lesley? [Taunting with a 6A and Blaster coil]
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bernd
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1/29/2002
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Hehehehe....i'm still wondering about the K&N filter in the crotchless panties.
Hey Lesley, i'll model my boxers if you model the panty/filter combo. (Just teasin' of course). ;)
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fourgivn1
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1/29/2002
20:33:32
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I think the only thing worse than seeing a pair of boxers with Bernd's truck on them, is seeing them on BERND. Now I will never sleep with a clear mind at night again. *LOL*
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bernd
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1/29/2002
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ROTFLMAO!!!
God I needed this thread! :)
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DakotaDan
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1/29/2002
20:52:39
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Time for some Nitrous to cool those things off......:)
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
21:09:54
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Z-man baby, if your only mods are the blaster coil and the boxer shorts, you ain't "up" to the job! :)
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Blizzard
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1/29/2002
21:24:02
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<------ casually browses this thread and quickly clicks the "off road" forum.
LMFAOOOO!
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Lesley
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1/29/2002
21:30:03
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Aww, Zaurusman, I'm sorry, that was bîtchy. :)
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Zaurusman
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1/29/2002
21:58:47
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Ouch!! Well fuk you too, Lesley! Then again .. that WAS the insinuation, huh..? :-P
It's all in good fun!
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