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Dr Q
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1/29/2002
23:10:43
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I can't beleive you people forty posts and not one mention of the venerable "Butt Dyno"! Hey Bernd any chance these might come in briefs, the sleeker lines would be more aerodynamic and improve performance.
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'01 Patriot Blue SLT RC 4.7 5sp 3.92 pegleg
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fourgivn1
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1/29/2002
23:40:40
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I gotta say that we all type *ROTFLMAO* quite a lot, but I really WAS rolling with laughter today. It was a rough day and this board gave me much needed laughter.
This reminds me. Evidently there are additives that you can put in your gas to make the exhaust smell different. I just realized that Lesley's pizza mod would take care of this for me. So now I can drive around town and advertise for Pizza Hut and not do a darn thing. ('Cept get hungry.)
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Dr Q
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1/30/2002
01:15:04
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Garlic, onions and white castles make my gas smell different. Asparagus makes my pee green and smell funny. A few weeks ago I ate a heap of beets and my pee was blood red though I had to go to the hospital!
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'01 Patriot Blue SLT RC 4.7 5sp 3.92 pegleg
0-60 @ 6.20sec.
1/4mi @ 14.75@97.1
Home Brew Airbox
K&N Drop In
Lakewood Traction Bars
Dremel TB Port and Polish
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fourgivn1
Dodge Dakota
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1/30/2002
07:37:30
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You wanna hear something funny? No? Well, you're gonna anyways. When my father was young, he had a blood clot in his brain, and his parents opted to use an experimental drug to get rid of it. The long term effect of it is that he sometimes has migraines.
No one told him the SHORT term effects. He got up one morning and went to whiz, and screamed....the SHORT term effects (for about a week) was that his urine was bright PURPLE. *LOL*
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Zaurusman
GenIII
1/30/2002
09:12:22
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So what color does the stuff you two are on make your urine? :-P
Doc, you forgot the obligatory racing stripe - adds at LEAST five horses right there, no?
[Above message may cause discoloration of the urine or feces.]
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'98 RC Red Sport V6 5spd 3.21 15x8's
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bernd
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1/30/2002
10:05:17
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Actually, yes...there is stuff to put in race fuel that makes is smell like: Strawberries, Chocolate, Pineapple, Cherry, Coconut.
Purple Pee??? Uhhh...eat enough green jello and watch what happens. ;)
1997 Dodge Dakota SLT - V6
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14.55 @ 96.01mph
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fourgivn1
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1/30/2002
10:21:06
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Best thing about the racing stripe is that it's FREE. All you need to do is lower your hygienic standards. :-)
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fourgivn1
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1/30/2002
10:25:33
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Uhh....just thought I would ask. Exactly WHY would anyone want their exhaust to smell like cherries or chocolate? Can't remember the last time I laid down next to my tailpipe to get a few snorts of my nice chocolate carbon monoxide exhaust. *L*
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Lesley
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1/30/2002
11:16:47
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Dr. Q... dare I ask? What are White Castles? And Z-man, are you trying to tell us that you have horses in your shorts now?
97 3.9 CC Sport. Black. Auto 3.55
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alex
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1/30/2002
11:33:56
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White Castles are a bit like Crystals. Do they have those in CN? Small square burgers that are mostly oatmeal filler and 3" x 3". You can eat them by the arm load, but apparently you better sleep with the window open....
As for exhaust scents, those additives are mostly for alcohol burning engines. The exhaust from an alcohol motor (much like that of a top-fuel motor) will curl your nose hairs and other things, but with those additives, it's not so bad.
As for Z's horse-filled boxers, well all I can say is, be careful where you point that thing dude!
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Lesley
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1/30/2002
11:38:00
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No, I don't think we have those up here (fortunately). Good thing the trucks don't run on em eh? Hey Z, better get the turbo boxers ! :) Woohoo!
97 3.9 CC Sport. Black. Auto 3.55
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ALEX
Dodge Dakota
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1/30/2002
11:57:00
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Personally I think the "blown" boxers are more my style. Although I hear the turbo's create more heat as they force air thru....... Hmmmmmm.
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fourgivn1
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1/30/2002
12:06:14
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White Castles are the BOMB. They're a lot more common up north. And yes, they do have a well-deserved reputation for lighting the ol' afterburners. :-) I can polish off about 12 in a sitting, and I'm not a big eater, either. *L*
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Graphite
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1/30/2002
12:50:13
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White Castle burgers are known as sliders around here. Can you guess why?
~JOE~
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alex
Dodge Dakota
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1/30/2002
12:54:47
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no. why is that?
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Zaurusman
GenIII
1/30/2002
13:10:04
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LOL! Whatever gets you hot to trot spools MY turbo, Les! Zoom zoom, women in trucks! ;-P
White Castle burgers are awesome! Down here I can't find any restaurants, so if I want any I have to go to my "grocer's freezer".
Hey, what about a rubber-coated sitting area for limited slip? Proven to increase performance and, as an added bonus, reduce skid marks too! Sounds like Graphite needs some already!!
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'98 RC Red Sport V6 5spd 3.21 15x8's
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alex
Dodge Dakota
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1/30/2002
13:20:31
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"mmmmmmmmm...... women in trucks..... lllaaalalalaaaalaalllllll."
-Homer Simpson daydreaming
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Graphite
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1/30/2002
13:32:50
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No way Zarusman! I only had the white castles twice in my life.
~JOE~
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Dr Q
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1/30/2002
16:54:23
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No White Castles in Canada! Good God! let's call the Red Cross or Catholic Carities or something. We can't let those poor Canadians go on suffering like this! We should organize a concerted effort to establish a White Castle lifeline to our Northern friends. If we can get a man to the moon we can surely get a sack of singles to Ontario! Who's with me?!! The way I figure it we could get a convoy of Daks at 500lbs a piece WE CAN HELP!! WE CAN MAKE THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE!!!
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Dr.Q
'01 Patriot Blue SLT RC 4.7 5sp 3.92 pegleg
0-60 @ 6.20sec.
1/4mi @ 14.75@97.1
Home Brew Airbox
K&N Drop In
Lakewood Traction Bars
Dremel TB Port and Polish
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alex
Dodge Dakota
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1/30/2002
17:13:39
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Are you sur the R/T's can haul 500lbs?
Uh-Oh here we go.... Hahahahahahhahahahaaaaa
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Lesley
GenIII
1/30/2002
17:22:44
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Maybe if we equip all of the R/T drivers with Bernd's Turbo Shorts!!!
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ALEX
Dodge Dakota
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1/30/2002
17:29:17
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For a guy who's not even firing on all 8 cylinders, this guy's underwear sure is getting some good mileage, eh?
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DakotaDan
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1/30/2002
17:32:19
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White Castle--land of the SlydersŪ
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Factory Flares
WeatherFlectors
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Lesley
GenIII
1/30/2002
17:34:09
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Are you saying it gets around?
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Dr Q
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1/30/2002
23:46:23
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Unless those monsters come in XXL the won't get around me!
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Dr.Q
'01 Patriot Blue SLT RC 4.7 5sp 3.92 pegleg
0-60 @ 6.20sec.
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Home Brew Airbox
K&N Drop In
Lakewood Traction Bars
Dremel TB Port and Polish
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alex
Dodge Dakota
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1/31/2002
08:00:32
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I'm not sure if it gets around, but it sure has a lot of people fussin' & gossipin'!!
Lordy, me, Miss Daisy! I do declare!
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Lesley
GenIII
1/31/2002
10:54:58
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Q, just order the V10 Ram shorts.
97 3.9 CC Sport. Black. Auto 3.55
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ALEX
Dodge Dakota
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1/31/2002
11:22:09
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Whoa!!! V-10 Rams? Who are you expecting to fill those up??
Heh. V-10 Ram. That's huge.......
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Zaurusman
GenIII
1/31/2002
11:27:54
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What?? These boxer shorts are "getting around"?!
Sorry DakotaDan, but in light of that I think we'd be better of with THIS link instead!:
http://www.tide.com
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alex
Dodge Dakota
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1/31/2002
12:01:25
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While we're talking about underwear & V-10 "Rams" etc, I want it known that the post before mine was the **Post #69**
WoooooooooooHooooooooooooooooo!
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Lesley
GenIII
1/31/2002
12:34:13
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Hey Q! Pretty soon you can get the streamlined/small R/T shorts!!!
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Dr Q
DakotaEnthusiast
1/31/2002
19:42:56
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Ram Shorts! Ram Shorts! Just love saying "Ram Shorts"!
Dr.Q
'01 Patriot Blue SLT RC 4.7 5sp 3.92 pegleg
0-60 @ 6.20sec.
1/4mi @ 14.75@97.1
Home Brew Airbox
K&N Drop In
Lakewood Traction Bars
Dremel TB Port and Polish
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Lesley
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1/31/2002
20:54:16
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You'll be the only one on the beach in Mexico wearing them!! That'll impress the schnitz out of the chiquitas!
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Quick D Intake, JBA Stainless headers, Autolite 3923s, stainless Borla Turbo XL, V8 R/T TB,
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fourgivn1
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2/01/2002
07:12:49
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Or make them run for their lives. ;-)
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Dr Q
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2/01/2002
14:27:58
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I'm working on something right now THE Z-TUBE THONG!
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'01 Patriot Blue SLT RC 4.7 5sp 3.92 pegleg
0-60 @ 6.20sec.
1/4mi @ 14.75@97.1
Home Brew Airbox
K&N Drop In
Lakewood Traction Bars
Dremel TB Port and Polish
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Lesley
GenIII
2/01/2002
15:23:49
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ROTF LMFAO!!!!! And tell me, is is based on the wind sock design?
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Quick D Intake, JBA Stainless headers, Autolite 3923s, stainless Borla Turbo XL, V8 R/T TB,
FMS fuel injectors
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Blizzard
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2/01/2002
18:31:56
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Z-tube thong?!?!?
Dunno ... sounds painful to me.
'01 QC 4x4
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fourgivn1
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2/04/2002
10:54:38
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Y'all aren't gonna let this drop now are you? I mean, we DO have 77 or so posts going, and it's about time for me to purchase some new boxers.
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