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Mike Balls
Dodge Dakota


6/18/2001
20:55:11

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If a cow laughed,would milk come out his nose?



lil red dak
Dodge Dakota


6/18/2001
21:20:11

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if you get a sheep wet does it shrink???



Bob
Dodge Dakota


6/18/2001
21:38:58

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What hair color do they put on the driver's licence of a bald man?



MACE
Dodge Dakota
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6/19/2001
13:12:41

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Why do they call it a driveway if you park on it

Why do we drive on parkways?

Why do they call it a television set if you only get one?

How do you stand on sitting...

Did you hear about the Indian who drank so much tea that he drowned in his teepee?

Bus humor if you know what I mean!



Suckma Balls
Dodge Dakota
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6/19/2001
13:26:58

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Why do feet smell and noses run?


Have a Suckma Day!!



Mike Balls
Dodge Dakota


6/19/2001
17:29:06

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When cheese gets its picture taken,what does it say?



Swampdak
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6/19/2001
19:05:47

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Where do you stockpile the topsoil thats under the topsoil stockpile????

2000 CC 4.7 AUTO 4X4 3.55 TRAC-LOK SLT 16.35/82.41

Jeffster
Dodge Dakota


6/19/2001
19:37:37

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Where did Jeffster come in to all this?



Mike Balls
Dodge Dakota


6/19/2001
19:46:28

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Jeffster...look at the {subject} on the frist thread,DA



Jeffster
Dodge Dakota


6/19/2001
20:29:11

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Apology excepted!!



Mike Balls
Dodge Dakota


6/19/2001
20:48:09

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Jeffster you are allot like old Bernd,that's cool...you blow of the crap and go forward.I like that.

I have been hitting Bernd pretty hard,but he can take it with a smile...thats good.I got to go and get my meds from my cage,C U later



kota on 20s
Dodge Dakota
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6/20/2001
14:17:15

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why do they call them buildings if they are already built? they should be called builts =)

Eric



Bob
Dodge Dakota


6/20/2001
20:15:51

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A day with out sunshine is like...night.



durtydog
Dodge Dakota
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6/23/2001
08:04:22

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if one redneck married another redneck would they still be brother and sister?



Bob
Dodge Dakota


6/23/2001
20:21:30

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The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.



redbone
Dodge Dakota
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6/23/2001
21:45:38

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hey durtydog yes they would still be bro and sis
and if your family tree ran in a circle would you be a recycled redneck lololololo



kota on 20s
Dodge Dakota
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6/28/2001
02:18:52

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why do they call it a shipment if it goes by truck, and cargo if it goes by boat?

Eric



Bob
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12/29/2001
01:10:51

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Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened.

00 Dakota CC 4x2 SLT Plus
4.7 auto 235hp 355 L/S
00 R/T cat back K&N drop-in
factory flairs added tinted windows
Extang bed cover
Viper alarm&remote starter

Jeffster
Dodge Dakota


12/29/2001
01:21:31

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Every ending only signals the oportunities for new beginnings!



Bob
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12/29/2001
01:46:20

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If ignorance is bless,why aren't more people happy?

00 Dakota CC 4x2 SLT Plus
4.7 auto 235hp 355 L/S
00 R/T cat back K&N drop-in
factory flairs added tinted windows
Extang bed cover
Viper alarm&remote starter

Jeffster
Dodge Dakota


12/29/2001
01:50:12

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You calling me ignorant?



Bob
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12/29/2001
02:17:06

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No-Only you know you.

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4.7 auto 235hp 355 L/S
00 R/T cat back K&N drop-in
factory flairs added tinted windows
Extang bed cover
Viper alarm&remote starter

Tom Alltel
Dodge Dakota


12/29/2001
02:41:19

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Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened.

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"Who ever Kaylyn is...thank you for taking over,I was getting bored!You can have some fun with this,because you well get the same people to respond and than the ones that have something gross tosay. You can always count on Bernd and Jeffster to respond,Bernd was the first to answer Candy back in the {Archives}.I got tired of Bernd bragging about his stuff so I wanted to see if he would fall for the Candy thing...and he did. I'm done with the Mike Balls and Candy thing,Don't cry because its over,smile because it happened...most of all,If you don't succeed,than skydiving isn't for you! goodbye amen. ``^-

"I am Mike Balls and Candy!Who ever Worried Doc is,he just keeps getting stupider.Wayne is not me,if you look at his posts,you will see he has a email address and I do not...Wayne is a nice guy,so please leave him out of my party Dudes.I might have been a pain in the butt to some,but I have not gotten gross,so please refrain for the low live stuff.Thank You!(Guess who again} "

"Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened."



Tom Alltel
Dodge Dakota


12/29/2001
02:44:53

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Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened.

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"Who ever Kaylyn is...thank you for taking over,I was getting bored!You can have some fun with this,because you well get the same people to respond and than the ones that have something gross tosay. You can always count on Bernd and Jeffster to respond,Bernd was the first to answer Candy back in the {Archives}.I got tired of Bernd bragging about his stuff so I wanted to see if he would fall for the Candy thing...and he did. I'm done with the Mike Balls and Candy thing,Don't cry because its over,smile because it happened...most of all,If you don't succeed,than skydiving isn't for you! goodbye amen. ``^-

"I am Mike Balls and Candy!Who ever Worried Doc is,he just keeps getting stupider.Wayne is not me,if you look at his posts,you will see he has a email address and I do not...Wayne is a nice guy,so please leave him out of my party Dudes.I might have been a pain in the butt to some,but I have not gotten gross,so please refrain for the low live stuff.Thank You!(Guess who again} "

"Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened."



Jeffster
Dodge Dakota


12/29/2001
03:07:08

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Ah Bob are the drugs making you dig up my old posts and then have me answer them?? who do you think your fooling Bob?

Within 11 miniutes of you dredgeing up this old post you have me as having a response. You are pathetic and need serious help. You fool no one Bob you drug adictt.



B0B
Dodge Dakota


12/29/2001
03:50:31

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Stop it! How much suffering cne one man take! (pitiful sobbing)
I confess I have assumed multiple personalities for my own amusement! (sob!)
I have repeateedly soimized my pets!(TMI Bob)
Rarely bathe.
Wear my mom's underware.
AND cheated on my driver's licence exam.
I am deeply ashamed! (Do you think they'll buy this?)
So not,
Bob



Dr.Q
Dodge Dakota


12/29/2001
12:52:40

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Sounds like the goose doesn't like the taste of the sauce.



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